Bin Laden/Bush Conversation - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Sargent Stewie · 12-31-2005, 09:51 PM

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BinLaden9151: hello

XprezbushX: who is this

BinLaden9151: osama

XprezbushX: thats a funny name

BinLaden9151: at least its not bush lol

XprezbushX: shut up

BinLaden9151: did u get my message

XprezbushX: whut message

BinLaden9151: u know, my message

BinLaden9151: it wuz delivered by airmail

BinLaden9151: right into ur trade towers

XprezbushX: shut up that wasnt funny

BinLaden9151: lol

XprezbushX: SHUT UP!!!!

BinLaden9151: r u mad

XprezbushX: yah

BinLaden9151: why??????

XprezbushX: u messed with my country

BinLaden9151: well now u know how i feel

XprezbushX: whut do u mean

BinLaden9151: other countries and forces hurt my people all the time

XprezbushX: hello!!! whut duz that have 2 do with us

BinLaden9151: like u give guns and money and missiles and stuff 2 a lot of those people

XprezbushX: oic

XprezbushX: but ur terrorists, how can u speak out against violence

BinLaden9151: jeez u label anybody who goes against injustice a terrorist

BinLaden9151: i bet if u were picking on my little brother and i punched u youd start screaming TERRORIST! TERRORIST!

XprezbushX: i never touched ur little brother

XprezbushX: besides there r other, more civilized ways 2 battle injustice

BinLaden9151: ur missing the point

XprezbushX: whutz the point anyway

BinLaden9151: i love my people like brothers and ur military is all up in our holy land!!! 1

BinLaden9151: its pissing us off

XprezbushX: whatever dude

XprezbushX: is that all

BinLaden9151: no

BinLaden9151: another thing is, imperialistic american globalization is a raging torrent thats going to wash away our borders, our cultures and our identities

XprezbushX: whut do u mean

BinLaden9151: im afraid that tomorrow im going to wake up and see a mcdonalds next to my mosque

BinLaden9151: and ur troops will be like, relax yall, just have a happy meal!!

XprezbushX: so whut r u wearing

BinLaden9151: ???

XprezbushX: sorry wrong window lol

BinLaden9151: lol

XprezbushX: ok so whut were u saying

BinLaden9151: like

BinLaden9151: basically

BinLaden9151: a lot of all the jets and tanks and gunships that terrorize us might as well be painted red, white and blue

XprezbushX: a/s/l

BinLaden9151: ???

XprezbushX: sorry wrong window again

BinLaden9151: WHY DONT EVER LISTEN TO ME!!

BinLaden9151: THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET THROUGH TO U IS BY BLOWING SOMETHING UP!!

XprezbushX: hello r u there

BinLaden9151: YESS!!

XprezbushX: u started all this anyway

BinLaden9151: did not!

XprezbushX: u did too!

BinLaden9151: u started it!!

XprezbushX: lalalala

XprezbushX: i cant hear u

BinLaden9151: i will make ur life a living hell

XprezbushX: haha ur acting like a 13 year old girl who just got her phone taken away

BinLaden9151: shut up

BinLaden9151: ur immature

XprezbushX: no u r

BinLaden9151: i know u r but what am i

XprezbushX: LALALALALALALA

XprezbushX: cant hear u

BinLaden9151: SHUT UP

XprezbushX: NO U SHUT UP

XprezbushX: relax, have a happy meal lol

BinLaden9151: ARRRGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!11

XprezbushX: i think our blind rage is obscuring solutions--can we set aside our feelings and just talk about this like civilized humans??

Hollow · 12-31-2005, 10:18 PM

omg

TheGreatPretender · 01-01-2006, 12:21 AM

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EmoJoe · 01-01-2006, 12:22 AM

lol

AD FAN · 01-01-2006, 03:48 AM

Parakeet03 · 01-01-2006, 12:24 PM

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 01-01-2006, 03:27 PM

That was great

Courtnee · 01-01-2006, 03:38 PM

01-01-2006, 12:22 AM	#4
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01-01-2006, 12:24 PM	#6
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12-31-2005, 10:18 PM	#2
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01-01-2006, 12:21 AM	#3
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