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treky · 12-28-2005, 02:38 AM

a guy goes into a library, walks over to the librarian & asks if they have any books on suicide. She tells him they do, he asks where they are. She tells him they're under S and points to where that is. So, the guy walks over there, looks up and down and all throghout the section, but doesn't see any. He goes back to the librarian and tells her and she says "Oh, I guess noone ever brings them back!"

A doctor tells a guy that he (the guy) only has a week to live. But, he tells him not to worry about it. The guy says "That's OK, doc. If you only had a week to live, I wouldn't worry about it, either!"

A man was in a barbershop getting a haircut. His 5 year old daughter was standing beside the barber chair waiting for him, while eating a twinkie. The barber said to her, "Watch it, you'll get hair on your twinkie." She replied, "Yea, and someday I'll also get boobs!"

desilu90 · 12-29-2005, 01:26 AM

LoL

KristinHerreraFan · 12-29-2005, 01:40 AM

Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

A: The winner of last years hide and go seek contest!

12-28-2005, 02:38 AM	#1
treky star trek fan Eternal Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,490	JOKES a guy goes into a library, walks over to the librarian & asks if they have any books on suicide. She tells him they do, he asks where they are. She tells him they're under S and points to where that is. So, the guy walks over there, looks up and down and all throghout the section, but doesn't see any. He goes back to the librarian and tells her and she says "Oh, I guess noone ever brings them back!" A doctor tells a guy that he (the guy) only has a week to live. But, he tells him not to worry about it. The guy says "That's OK, doc. If you only had a week to live, I wouldn't worry about it, either!" A man was in a barbershop getting a haircut. His 5 year old daughter was standing beside the barber chair waiting for him, while eating a twinkie. The barber said to her, "Watch it, you'll get hair on your twinkie." She replied, "Yea, and someday I'll also get boobs!"
	__________________ the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies. Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?" clerk: "Madam, those are rubies." Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her." clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady." Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."

12-29-2005, 01:26 AM	#2
desilu90 i love desi :D Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 15, 2004 Location: Tornado Alley Posts: 159	LoL
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12-29-2005, 01:40 AM	#3
KristinHerreraFan Dana is Buena Senior Member Join Date: Jan 16, 2005 Location: Jacksonville, FL Posts: 2,791	Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A: The winner of last years hide and go seek contest!
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