Top 10 Reasons to Celebrate Boxing Day - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Steve M. · 12-26-2005, 06:36 PM

10. You get to trade places with your father for a day and deny him permission to use the Ford Explorer!

9. The mailman gets a nice present regifted from the "Secret Santa" present you got at the office party!

8. One more reason to get drunk!

7. If it's good enough for the Brits and the Canadians, it should be good enough for us!

6. "Have a happy Boxing Day" is the most politically correct greeting you can offer in December!

5. Frosted scones with afternoon tea!

4. There's no war against it, which makes it a perfect holiday for Bill O'Reilly!

3. It's a much less violent holiday then St. Stephen's Day, also on December 26 and celebrated in Ireland, which involves killing a wren!

2. Two days off for Christmas instead of one!

And the number #1 reason why we Americans should celebrate Boxing Day. . .

It beats Kwanzaa, man!

Dude111 · 11-21-2024, 10:38 AM

All g00d reasonx!

Steve M. · 11-21-2024, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Dude111

All g00d reasonx!

Dude111 · 11-21-2024, 10:44 PM

When I first saw your title Stevie I read it as "Top 10 Reasons to Not Celebrate Boxing Day"

Ah man!!

12-26-2005, 06:36 PM	#1
Steve M. Back on the road to reality Forum Superstar Join Date: Nov 07, 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 33,307	Top 10 Reasons to Celebrate Boxing Day 10. You get to trade places with your father for a day and deny him permission to use the Ford Explorer! 9. The mailman gets a nice present regifted from the "Secret Santa" present you got at the office party! 8. One more reason to get drunk! 7. If it's good enough for the Brits and the Canadians, it should be good enough for us! 6. "Have a happy Boxing Day" is the most politically correct greeting you can offer in December! 5. Frosted scones with afternoon tea! 4. There's no war against it, which makes it a perfect holiday for Bill O'Reilly! 3. It's a much less violent holiday then St. Stephen's Day, also on December 26 and celebrated in Ireland, which involves killing a wren! 2. Two days off for Christmas instead of one! And the number #1 reason why we Americans should celebrate Boxing Day. . . It beats Kwanzaa, man!
	__________________ I don't really get out a lot. When I do go out, I couldn't be happier. I love being in a nice milieu. I'm as happy as a clam. Just as long as I'm not in some club playing hip-hop. You hear that sort of thing in a lot of places. That's not my milieu. Rock and roll is good-time music. I love rock. So did my parents.

11-21-2024, 10:38 AM	#2
Dude111 Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 05, 2013 Posts: 36,631	All g00d reasonx!

11-21-2024, 10:44 PM	#4
Dude111 Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 05, 2013 Posts: 36,631	When I first saw your title Stevie I read it as "Top 10 Reasons to Not Celebrate Boxing Day" Ah man!!