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Brent88 · 12-25-2005, 01:43 AM

This is so terribly wrong on so many levels.

1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.

Janice · 12-25-2005, 02:05 AM

EmoJoe · 12-25-2005, 11:43 AM

I cant say that because we dont eat Turkey on Christmas

robyrob · 12-25-2005, 12:55 PM

...good thing we had HAM.

phoebe7165 · 12-25-2005, 03:04 PM

Hey, who says you can't say these the rest of the year??!!

BTW, we're having ham, too.

PrettyinPink55 · 12-25-2005, 03:31 PM

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 12-25-2005, 03:54 PM

ABlairican Pie · 12-25-2005, 04:24 PM

That is so wrong. I loved that list!!

desilu90 · 12-26-2005, 02:05 AM

That's funny We had Ham too...

marmalade · 12-26-2005, 03:10 PM

Omg

Ireneparalegal · 12-26-2005, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brent88

This is so terribly wrong on so many levels.

1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.

Sooooooo nasty!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!! Hey, btw, I say most of those ALL YEAR LONG...and their ain't no turkey involved!!!!

Tuesday Weld · 12-26-2005, 08:16 PM

12-25-2005, 01:43 AM	#1
Brent88 Member Forum Star Join Date: Aug 01, 2003 Location: Alabama Posts: 16,174	Only at Christmas can you say these things... This is so terribly wrong on so many levels. 1. I prefer breasts to legs 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. Smother the butter all over the breasts! 4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5. I've never seen a better spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you put it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning 20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more! 21. I do like a good stuffing.
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12-25-2005, 11:43 AM	#3
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12-25-2005, 12:55 PM	#4
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12-25-2005, 03:04 PM	#5
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12-25-2005, 04:24 PM	#8
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12-26-2005, 02:05 AM	#9
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12-26-2005, 08:16 PM	#12
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