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Bobby F. · 12-16-2005, 04:25 PM

Dear gay people on this site. I hope this doesn't offend any of you. This is a typical Letterman skit. I know some get offended very easily over stuff like this but I hope that everyone can just read it and get a good laugh out of it.

Top Ten Signs You're A Gay Cowboy

10. "Your saddle is Versace"

9. "Instead of 'Home On The Range', you sing 'It's Raining Men'"

8. "You enjoy ridin', ropin', and redecoratin'"

7. "Sold your livestock to buy tickets to 'Mamma Mia'"

6. "After watching reruns of 'Gunsmoke', you have to take a cold shower"

5. "Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'"

4. "You've been lassoed more times than most steers"

3. "You're wearing chaps, yet your 'ranch' is in Chelsea"

2. "Instead of a saloon you prefer a salon"

1. "You love riding, but you don't have a horse

MsOrange · 12-16-2005, 05:01 PM

Dr. Jazz · 12-16-2005, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MsOrange

I didn't think you liked Letterman's top ten lists

Karen* · 12-16-2005, 06:17 PM

I got that on MySpace. It's cute! Was this Letterman's way of "promoting" Brokeback Mountain?

Dean Winchester · 12-16-2005, 07:41 PM

I wonder if there is any pudding in Brokeback Mountain. It's funny because South Park years ago predicted that critics would go ga-ga over a movie about "gay cowboys eating pudding"

Rhiannon · 12-16-2005, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Bobby F.

5. "Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'"

MsOrange · 12-17-2005, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Jazz

I didn't think you liked Letterman's top ten lists

I was WAITING for you to say something!

this one i actually did find funny, however, if I had tow atch him read it, i probably couldn't keep up long enough to laugh.

Tuesday Weld · 12-17-2005, 01:01 PM

Brian Damage · 12-17-2005, 01:16 PM

Karen* · 12-17-2005, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by HUNG UP!

I wonder if there is any pudding in Brokeback Mountain. It's funny because South Park years ago predicted that critics would go ga-ga over a movie about "gay cowboys eating pudding"

OMG, I remember that!!

Fonzarelli · 12-17-2005, 05:09 PM

Dean Winchester · 12-23-2005, 01:36 AM

I've read some people are so shocked and apalled that Brokeback Mountain alludes that there are homosexual cowboys...

come on guys, tell me you don't remember

ponytail · 12-23-2005, 06:52 AM

I've been around cowboys a good part of my life and it's just really never crosses your mind that there are gay cowboys out there.

Janice · 12-23-2005, 12:14 PM

Let's not forget this guy on the far left.

Janice · 12-23-2005, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by HUNG UP!

I've read some people are so shocked and apalled that Brokeback Mountain alludes that there are homosexual cowboys...

come on guys, tell me you don't remember

I honestly don't know who that is, but he looks a lot like Clark Gable.

12-16-2005, 04:25 PM	#1
Bobby F. Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 30, 2004 Posts: 3,818	Top Ten Signs You're A Gay Cowboy Dear gay people on this site. I hope this doesn't offend any of you. This is a typical Letterman skit. I know some get offended very easily over stuff like this but I hope that everyone can just read it and get a good laugh out of it. Top Ten Signs You're A Gay Cowboy 10. "Your saddle is Versace" 9. "Instead of 'Home On The Range', you sing 'It's Raining Men'" 8. "You enjoy ridin', ropin', and redecoratin'" 7. "Sold your livestock to buy tickets to 'Mamma Mia'" 6. "After watching reruns of 'Gunsmoke', you have to take a cold shower" 5. "Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'" 4. "You've been lassoed more times than most steers" 3. "You're wearing chaps, yet your 'ranch' is in Chelsea" 2. "Instead of a saloon you prefer a salon" 1. "You love riding, but you don't have a horse

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Dean Winchester Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Louisville KY Posts: 14,803	I wonder if there is any pudding in Brokeback Mountain. It's funny because South Park years ago predicted that critics would go ga-ga over a movie about "gay cowboys eating pudding"

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Dean Winchester Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Louisville KY Posts: 14,803	I've read some people are so shocked and apalled that Brokeback Mountain alludes that there are homosexual cowboys... come on guys, tell me you don't remember

12-23-2005, 06:52 AM	#13
ponytail Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 20, 2004 Location: In Happy, Healthy, Wealthyville Posts: 4,273	I've been around cowboys a good part of my life and it's just really never crosses your mind that there are gay cowboys out there.

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