Cinderella...a fairy tale (got this in an email)

[crystals]

Cinderella is now 95 years old.
After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon
her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with
a
cat named Bob for companionship.
One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother.
Cinderella said,"Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all
these
years"?
The fairy godmother replied,"Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary
life
since
I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"
Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtfu
lconsideration,
she uttered her first wish:
"The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor.
I'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were
wealthy
beyond comprehension."
Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold.
Cinderella said,"Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother"
The fairy godmother replied,"It is the least that I can do. What do you
want for your second wish?"
Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said,
"I wish I were young and full of the beauty and health I once had."
At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage
returned.
Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for
years.
And then the fairy godmother spoke once more:"You have one more wish;
what shall it be?"
Cinderella looked over to the frightened cat in the corner and said,
"Iwish for you to transform Bob, my old cat,into a kind and handsome
young
man."
Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his
biological
make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the
likes
of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.
The fairy godmother said,"Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new
life."
With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity,the fairy godmother was
gone
as suddenly as she appeared.
For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's
eyes.
Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly
perfect
man
she had ever seen.
Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking
chair,
and held her in his young muscular arms.
He leaned in close,blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he
whispered...
"Sorry you had me neutered?"


Wifely Duties...a male retake (got this in an email)

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
new
wives duties.
Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told
his
wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed
done
at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day
he
came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
Jimmie had married a woman from Australia. He bragged that he had
given his
wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
cooking. He
told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next
day it
was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were
done, and
he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man,Bob, had married a Canadian girl. He boasted that he told
her
that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
mowed,
laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the
first
day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but
by
the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a
little
out of
his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the
dishwasher,and
call a landscaper.

[MsOrange]