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Brett Ferino · 02-21-2001, 10:11 PM

What is it and why?

tvfreak · 03-16-2001, 02:55 PM

I have lots! Here's some off the top of my head:

Pete: Ashley, if you're here, who's running hell?

Pete: Berg, I'm not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: Of course your not, that's why the Lord gave us good looks.

Sharon: Berg, would you stop playing with your hair?
Berg: Look at this chunk of hair, mind of it's own! Damn cowlick's grown completely resistant to hair gel.
Sharon: Your whole head's a cowlick!
Berg: My hair's the key to my looks, and without my looks what am I, huh? That's right, just some guy with charm and brains!

~Claire~

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~Claire~
"Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn" ~ Homer Simpson

Mossopp · 07-20-2001, 01:13 PM

Umm, there are too many really funny lines in this show so I can't remember them all but here are 2 that stuck in my mind -

SHARON (to Pete & Berg): "Are you nuts??!!"
BERG: "I'm Nuts...this is my partner, Pretzels."

PETE: "What do you know about architechture?!"
ASHLEY: "I know a lot about it - my father is an architecht."
PETE: Well, my mother is a woman but that doesn't mean I understand them!"

no1 berg · 10-28-2001, 05:53 AM

ASHLEY;[to pete&berg] oh isnt it a lovely day
PETE;idont know if you go away il find out
ashley kisses pete on the cheek
ASHLEY;your so funny
PETE;ah berg it burns

PETE;did you hear that berg shes going out with nomar garcia parra
BERG;well its hard not when you squell like a little school girl

billy_ray · 02-04-2002, 04:19 PM

there are hundreds especially between pete and ashley but one of the best is in the psycho berg episode:

pete: aaaaah (screams like a girl)
berg:and u thought it was lame

watching the whole episode this line was sheer brilliance

scol_arl_90 · 06-25-2007, 05:59 PM

Pete: "Grandmom always said, 'The bigger the chance, the sweeter the reward'"
Berg: "She also said Winston Churchill shoveled her driveway!"
Pete: "You can't prove she didn't!!!"

02-21-2001, 10:11 PM	#1
Brett Ferino Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 18, 2000 Location: PA Posts: 3,782	Fave Quote What is it and why?

02-04-2002, 04:19 PM	#5
billy_ray Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 02, 2002 Location: Stoke, England Posts: 5	there are hundreds especially between pete and ashley but one of the best is in the psycho berg episode: pete: aaaaah (screams like a girl) berg:and u thought it was lame watching the whole episode this line was sheer brilliance
	__________________ billy ray strikes for four

06-25-2007, 05:59 PM	#6
scol_arl_90 BMW Junkie Occasional Poster Join Date: Sep 29, 2006 Posts: 56	Pete: "Grandmom always said, 'The bigger the chance, the sweeter the reward'" Berg: "She also said Winston Churchill shoveled her driveway!" Pete: "You can't prove she didn't!!!"
	__________________ Morgan: Mommy, if my dolly's cold, can I put her in the toaster oven? Amy: No, honey. That would be a mistake. Morgan: Mommy? Amy: Yes? Morgan: I made a mistake.

03-16-2001, 02:55 PM	#2
tvfreak Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 26, 2000 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 16	I have lots! Here's some off the top of my head: Pete: Ashley, if you're here, who's running hell? Pete: Berg, I'm not cut out to be a good person. Berg: Of course your not, that's why the Lord gave us good looks. Sharon: Berg, would you stop playing with your hair? Berg: Look at this chunk of hair, mind of it's own! Damn cowlick's grown completely resistant to hair gel. Sharon: Your whole head's a cowlick! Berg: My hair's the key to my looks, and without my looks what am I, huh? That's right, just some guy with charm and brains! ~Claire~ ------------------ ~Claire~ "Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn" ~ Homer Simpson

07-20-2001, 01:13 PM	#3
Mossopp asleep at the wheel Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 30, 2000 Location: Helensburgh, Scotland Posts: 3,726	Umm, there are too many really funny lines in this show so I can't remember them all but here are 2 that stuck in my mind - SHARON (to Pete & Berg): "Are you nuts??!!" BERG: "I'm Nuts...this is my partner, Pretzels." PETE: "What do you know about architechture?!" ASHLEY: "I know a lot about it - my father is an architecht." PETE: Well, my mother is a woman but that doesn't mean I understand them!"

10-28-2001, 05:53 AM	#4
no1 berg Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Oct 28, 2001 Location: hertfordshire,england Posts: 5	ASHLEY;[to pete&berg] oh isnt it a lovely day PETE;idont know if you go away il find out ashley kisses pete on the cheek ASHLEY;your so funny PETE;ah berg it burns PETE;did you hear that berg shes going out with nomar garcia parra BERG;well its hard not when you squell like a little school girl