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tvfreak · 11-26-2000, 01:46 PM

So what's everyone's favourite quotes??

"You know how hard it is to find a rabbit's foot in this town? Oh, sure, you can get a whole rabbit, but don't tell the pet shop owner what you're going to do with it" ~ Dick

~Claire~

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"Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn" ~ Homer Simpson

jamier42 · 02-22-2001, 03:25 PM

I like anything that Dick says.

The T · 02-22-2001, 10:36 PM

I love:

Harry: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a marble?

and...

Harry:I could do your job with my eyes closed.

Sally: You do everything with your eyes closed!

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See ya~The T
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Blair: We're responsible for the Wine.

Jo: And the Beer

Mrs. Garrett: Howd' ya get beer?

[b]Jo[b/] I got beer!^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^

Satu · 04-05-2001, 03:45 PM

Harry: I didn't have enough experience to sell hotdogs, so they hired me as a security guard instead.

Freakzilla · 05-23-2001, 03:29 PM

Harry to Dick: "You da man."
Dick: "No, you da man."
Harry: "No, you da man."
Dick: "Harry, I'm the High Commander. If I say you da man, you da man!"
Harry: "I'm da man."

[This message has been edited by Freakzilla (edited 05-23-2001).]

17Mar59 · 01-09-2002, 10:37 PM

Anything that Harry said was always guarenteed to be
funny as he was such a moron!!!!

"It kept me warm in Winter and even warmer in Summer
when it was too hot to wear a coat."(on his missing coat)

Harry:Are you my wife?
Mrs.Dubcek:No!
Harry:Thank God for that!(When he has amnesia)

Céline · 02-23-2002, 09:06 PM

Harry,the transmitter-Here's come a message from the big giant head...Please stand by...Doo!Doo!Doo!...

Dick-Oh!My God!I'm gorgeous!!!

mister bluster · 06-22-2003, 01:31 AM

Just some I can think of right now:

Nina: Nice dress.
Sally: Oh, it's just something I threw on.
Nina: Yeah. You almost missed.

Harry: I want to bring them the gift of electricity.
Tommy: They have electricity.
Harry: Aaah, then my work here is done.

Sally: If we snap everybody's neck between here and home, they'll never find us.
Dick: Let's make that plan B.

mister bluster · 11-01-2003, 01:07 PM

A couple more I thought of:

Judith: "Dick, I have a class."

Dick: "No you don't."

Judith: "Okay, just leave."

Dick, after comparing himself to Harrison Ford: "Oh my God! I'm hideous!

bb25 · 11-11-2003, 06:42 PM

Man, there are SO many!

Mary (to Big Giant Head): You're an ass!

Dick: Can I buy a Cuisinart?
Mary: You just bought a Cuisinart!
Dick: I know but somebody put pencils in it!

Can't really think of anymore right now, although you could probably name 4 or 5 per episode!

Ohio8 · 08-14-2007, 07:11 PM

Harry: "This is the second most exciting thing I have ever held in my hand."

Ohio8 · 05-13-2009, 09:17 PM

Harry: "I'm the high commander of holes."

Duane_Dibley · 08-01-2009, 08:05 PM

"What is it with people onn this planet, that they need a weather update every 15 minutes. DON'T THESE PEOPLE HAVE WINDOWS?"

Family Ties Forever! · 03-11-2012, 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The T

Harry: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a marble?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satu

Harry: I didn't have enough experience to sell hotdogs, so they hired me as a security guard instead.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duane_Dibley

"What is it with people on this planet, that they need a weather update every 15 minutes. Don't these people have windows?"

Quote:

Dick: Mary, there's something I have to tell you. I come from another world.
Mary: And that's news?

Quote:

Dick: You want the truth? You want the truth? Well, I can't handle the truth!

Quote:

Nina: You think you're the smartest man on the planet, don't you?
Dick: For the thousandth time, yes!

Blackout · 07-02-2013, 11:17 PM

harry: "you're not gonna get your boobs done, are ya?"

dick: "i just might!"

11-26-2000, 01:46 PM	#1
tvfreak Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 26, 2000 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 16	Favorite Quotes So what's everyone's favourite quotes?? "You know how hard it is to find a rabbit's foot in this town? Oh, sure, you can get a whole rabbit, but don't tell the pet shop owner what you're going to do with it" ~ Dick ~Claire~ ------------------ "Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn" ~ Homer Simpson

02-23-2002, 09:06 PM	#7
Céline Member Senior Member Join Date: Jan 29, 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,606	Favorite quotes??? Harry,the transmitter-Here's come a message from the big giant head...Please stand by...Doo!Doo!Doo!... Dick-Oh!My God!I'm gorgeous!!!

06-22-2003, 01:31 AM	#8
mister bluster Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 24, 2002 Posts: 184	Just some I can think of right now: Nina: Nice dress. Sally: Oh, it's just something I threw on. Nina: Yeah. You almost missed. Harry: I want to bring them the gift of electricity. Tommy: They have electricity. Harry: Aaah, then my work here is done. Sally: If we snap everybody's neck between here and home, they'll never find us. Dick: Let's make that plan B.
	Last edited by mister bluster; 12-18-2003 at 08:31 PM.

11-01-2003, 01:07 PM	#9
mister bluster Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 24, 2002 Posts: 184	A couple more I thought of: Judith: "Dick, I have a class." Dick: "No you don't." Judith: "Okay, just leave." Dick, after comparing himself to Harrison Ford: "Oh my God! I'm hideous!
	Last edited by mister bluster; 03-25-2004 at 02:13 AM.

08-14-2007, 07:11 PM	#11
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Harry: "This is the second most exciting thing I have ever held in my hand."
	Last edited by Ohio8; 09-21-2013 at 02:37 PM.

02-22-2001, 03:25 PM	#2
jamier42 Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 09, 2000 Posts: 1,263	I like anything that Dick says.

02-22-2001, 10:36 PM	#3
The T Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2000 Location: Baraboo, WI US Posts: 1,108	I love: Harry: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a marble? and... Harry:I could do your job with my eyes closed. Sally: You do everything with your eyes closed! ------------------ See ya~The T ^^^^^^^^^^^^* Blair: We're responsible for the Wine. Jo: And the Beer Mrs. Garrett: Howd' ya get beer? [b]Jo[b/] I got beer!^^^^^^^^^^^^^

04-05-2001, 03:45 PM	#4
Satu Member Forum Cub Join Date: Apr 05, 2001 Location: Pietarsaari, Finland Posts: 2	Harry: I didn't have enough experience to sell hotdogs, so they hired me as a security guard instead.

05-23-2001, 03:29 PM	#5
Freakzilla Member Forum Regular Join Date: May 23, 2000 Location: Portage, Michigan, United States Posts: 556	Harry to Dick: "You da man." Dick: "No, you da man." Harry: "No, you da man." Dick: "Harry, I'm the High Commander. If I say you da man, you da man!" Harry: "I'm da man." [This message has been edited by Freakzilla (edited 05-23-2001).]

01-09-2002, 10:37 PM	#6
17Mar59 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 03, 2002 Location: washington state Posts: 475	Anything that Harry said was always guarenteed to be funny as he was such a moron!!!! "It kept me warm in Winter and even warmer in Summer when it was too hot to wear a coat."(on his missing coat) Harry:Are you my wife? Mrs.Dubcek:No! Harry:Thank God for that!(When he has amnesia)

11-11-2003, 06:42 PM	#10
bb25 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Oct 22, 2002 Posts: 784	Man, there are SO many! Mary (to Big Giant Head): You're an ass! Dick: Can I buy a Cuisinart? Mary: You just bought a Cuisinart! Dick: I know but somebody put pencils in it! Can't really think of anymore right now, although you could probably name 4 or 5 per episode!

05-13-2009, 09:17 PM	#12
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Harry: "I'm the high commander of holes."
	Last edited by Ohio8; 09-21-2013 at 02:38 PM.

08-01-2009, 08:05 PM	#13
Duane_Dibley Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 21, 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 16	"What is it with people onn this planet, that they need a weather update every 15 minutes. DON'T THESE PEOPLE HAVE WINDOWS?"

07-02-2013, 11:17 PM	#15
Blackout Sart Bimpson Senior Member Join Date: Jan 13, 2003 Location: where the sun rises Posts: 2,235	harry: "you're not gonna get your boobs done, are ya?" dick: "i just might!"
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