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Dana is Buena
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A Little 10-year old boy named "Johnny" wanted to get a bike for christmas, so he asked his mom, "Mom, Can I Please get a Bike for Christmas?" and his mother said "No, You Have Not Been a Good Boy This Year". Johnny says, "But, I Really Want One!" and then his mother says, "Why Don't You Write a Letter to Jesus, I'm Sure He'll Send You a Bike". So Johhny goes up to his room and he starts writing a letter, he wirtes down "Dear Jesus, I've Been a Very Good Boy This Year, Could You Please Send me a Bike?", he then thinks to himself "No, I haven't been a very good boy this year". So he crumples it up and he starts a new one that says "Dear Jesus, I've Been a Pretty Good Boy This Year, Could You Please Send me a Bike?" He then thinks to himself, "No, I haven't been a pretty good boy this year". So he crumples it up and starts a new one that says "Dear Jesus, I've Been an Okay Boy This Year, Could You Please Send Me a Bike?" He then thinks to himself "No, I haven't been an Okay boy this year". So he crumples it up. He then walks out of his house and goes down the street to a Catholic Church and he steals one of the Statue's. He brings it back to his house and hides it under his bed, and he starts a new letter that says "Dear Jesus, I Have Your Mother, If You Ever Want to See Her Again, SEND ME A BIKE!"
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Join Date: Feb 08, 2005
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Dana is Buena
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Bringin' Sexy Back
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that's cute.
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Hehe I wonder if he got his bike?? (If his mother found it I reckon not)
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