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robyrob · 11-26-2005, 08:15 PM

from http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0...466788,00.html

Teen's Mannequin Love-In

Updated: 15:21, Monday November 21, 2005

A teenager has been charged with indecent exposure after he was caught trying to have sex with a female mannequin on display at an arts centre.

Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down.

Police spokesman Loren McManus said: "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin.

"That's the only way I know how to put it."

Guards said they had noticed several times before that the dummy's clothes had been removed at the centre in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, US.

If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender.

Hope Matchan, of the prosecutors' department, said: "People might say it's relatively harmless.

"But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour."

*******

I say let the young couple alone - who are we to judge their love?

Stormtracker TF · 11-26-2005, 08:17 PM

LOL

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 11-26-2005, 09:01 PM

Oh man, this reminds me of the best King Of The Hill episode when Bobby? fell in love with his sisters head doll

Dean Winchester · 11-26-2005, 09:05 PM

well, if you can't get any, it's either a mannequin... or your right hand, lol

Kay Scarpetta · 11-26-2005, 09:34 PM

Wow, is this true?!

Plentyhorse...

Dutabi84 · 11-26-2005, 09:38 PM

o_O

I suppose if his dream is to have sex with Pamela Anderson, a plastic dummy is as close as he can get.

swedeace · 11-26-2005, 09:38 PM

Wow.... is this serious? Whoa...that IS quite desperate, especially in a public place.

Courtnee · 11-26-2005, 09:51 PM

dawsongirl · 11-26-2005, 10:28 PM

I didn't know mannequins were anatomically correct. I hope she doesn't end up pregnant...they'll have to move her to maternity.

Southern Hellraiser · 11-26-2005, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by dawsongirl

I didn't know mannequins were anatomically correct. I hope she doesn't end up pregnant...they'll have to move her to maternity.

Chad Michael Murray · 11-26-2005, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dawsongirl

I didn't know mannequins were anatomically correct. I hope she doesn't end up pregnant...they'll have to move her to maternity.

Plus, if the mannequin DID end up pregnant, it would almost be like "Seed of Chucky: The True Story".

EmoJoe · 11-26-2005, 11:12 PM

swedeace · 11-26-2005, 11:21 PM

Well.... at least we know she can't complain about him being a lousy lover!

Chad Michael Murray · 11-27-2005, 12:12 AM

I bet that goes BOTH ways though.

From what I hear anyway, she wasn't exactly a superstar in bed either! According to unnamed sources who've gotten 'intimate' with the mannequin in question, it's almost like she just LIES there the whole time! Huh!

Mr. Television · 11-27-2005, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Clark Loves Lana

I bet that goes BOTH ways though.

From what I hear anyway, she wasn't exactly a superstar in bed either! According to unnamed sources who've gotten 'intimate' with the mannequin in question, it's almost like she just LIES there the whole time! Huh!

11-26-2005, 08:15 PM	#1
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11-26-2005, 09:05 PM	#4
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11-26-2005, 09:38 PM	#6
Dutabi84 kittens must die Forum Star Join Date: Apr 22, 2003 Location: MN/TX Posts: 11,026	o_O I suppose if his dream is to have sex with Pamela Anderson, a plastic dummy is as close as he can get.

11-26-2005, 09:38 PM	#7
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11-26-2005, 10:28 PM	#9
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11-26-2005, 11:21 PM	#13
swedeace Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 22, 2003 Posts: 9,009	Well.... at least we know she can't complain about him being a lousy lover!

11-27-2005, 12:12 AM	#14
Chad Michael Murray Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 23, 2005 Location: Illinois Posts: 1,493	I bet that goes BOTH ways though. From what I hear anyway, she wasn't exactly a superstar in bed either! According to unnamed sources who've gotten 'intimate' with the mannequin in question, it's almost like she just LIES there the whole time! Huh!