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MrWarmth · 11-24-2005, 08:54 AM

Gang, let's raise our glasses...and you kiddies out there, raise your juice boxes. A toast... to our wonderful country, and to the wonderful Troops...Over There...doing their job and risking their butts. They do it for us. And may they all make it home safely very soon. Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

Chad22 · 11-24-2005, 09:20 AM

You don't eat TOAST On Thanksgiving fool, You eat Turkey.

MrWarmth · 11-24-2005, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C Doody

You don't eat TOAST On Thanksgiving fool, You eat Turkey.

oy vay

Stormtracker TF · 11-24-2005, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C Doody

You don't eat TOAST On Thanksgiving fool, You eat Turkey.

ABlairican Pie · 11-24-2005, 12:49 PM

Dang, and I was hoping for a zinger of a Don Rickles-style comedy monologue!!

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But let us remember our fighting forces out there risking their lives to make sure that we can eat turkey, taters, pie, and that funny green bean casserole
in security. They would give their left armpit to be at home with us watching the scantily clad cheerleaders on the tele-tube and cracking open a cold one, but circumstances prohibit it. Let us pray that they may soon join us at the table of love and cranberry gelatin.

And let us also remember others out there this holiday season with neither homes, food, nor families and keep in mind to do something kind to ease their burdens. And let us not forget pets and homeless animals as well. The blessings of living in a free country also give us the responsibility to share with those less fortunate.

Courtnee · 11-24-2005, 01:11 PM

*rasies glass filled with milk* Here,here *drinks milk*

robyrob · 11-24-2005, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C Doody

You don't eat TOAST On Thanksgiving fool, You eat Turkey.

you can put it in your stuffing though

*raises spoon full of stuffing*

Happy Happy!

The Chauffeur · 11-24-2005, 03:20 PM

Karen* · 11-24-2005, 07:04 PM

Karen no drink juice box. Karen drink sparkling apple cider!

11-24-2005, 08:54 AM	#1
MrWarmth Comedian Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 24, 2005 Location: Atlantic City Posts: 207	A THANKSGIVING TOAST FROM MR. WARMTH Gang, let's raise our glasses...and you kiddies out there, raise your juice boxes. A toast... to our wonderful country, and to the wonderful Troops...Over There...doing their job and risking their butts. They do it for us. And may they all make it home safely very soon. Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

11-24-2005, 12:49 PM	#5
ABlairican Pie Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 Location: Living where cats reign more Supreme than a pizza. Posts: 31,619	Dang, and I was hoping for a zinger of a Don Rickles-style comedy monologue!! : But let us remember our fighting forces out there risking their lives to make sure that we can eat turkey, taters, pie, and that funny green bean casserole in security. They would give their left armpit to be at home with us watching the scantily clad cheerleaders on the tele-tube and cracking open a cold one, but circumstances prohibit it. Let us pray that they may soon join us at the table of love and cranberry gelatin. And let us also remember others out there this holiday season with neither homes, food, nor families and keep in mind to do something kind to ease their burdens. And let us not forget pets and homeless animals as well. The blessings of living in a free country also give us the responsibility to share with those less fortunate.
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11-24-2005, 01:11 PM	#6
Courtnee MAN VS SAMMICH. Forum Star Join Date: Mar 23, 2005 Location: Louisiana Posts: 16,413	rasies glass filled with milk Here,here drinks milk
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11-24-2005, 03:20 PM	#8
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11-24-2005, 09:20 AM	#2
Chad22 Captain Juke N Jive Moderator Forum Addict Join Date: Nov 23, 2002 Location: Caribou, Maine Posts: 71,662	You don't eat TOAST On Thanksgiving fool, You eat Turkey.