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RonFingSwanson
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Body: Find your birthday...
January: I partied with February: I had babies with March: I felt up April: I messed around with May: I peed on June: I robbed July: I ate August: I shot September: I beat up October: I dressed up as November: I got married to December: I had drunken sex with Find the day of your birthday ... 1: some random girl 2: Michael Jackson 3: some random guy 4: a book 5: Frankenstein 6: Martha Stewart 7: a bottle of Hennessy 8: a flamingo 9: a bag of chips 10: a chair 11: Dick Cheney 12: my English teacher 13: a Teletubby 14: myself 15: a ninja 16: a penguin 17: a pole 18: an apple 19: a box 20: my finger 21: George Bush 22: a cell phone 23: Ron Jeremy 24: a statue 25: a gnome 26: a hippo 27: my shoes 28: a prostitute 29: a porn star 30: my best friend 31: a cat Find the FIRST letter of your FIRST name... A: for the money B: for the hell of it C: and it sucked D: to be cool E: to be naked F: to eat cheese G: but my mom told me to H: for my girlfriend I: for my boyfriend J: to be sexy K: and I had twins L: at school M: and it was fun N: and I got sick O: and I threw up P: and something shrank Q: in the pool R: and then I streaked S: and it was boring T: because I was drunk U: for a shopping spree V: and I liked it W: in the dark X: and I had a sex change Y: under the sheets Z: in a laundry mat |
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Butter Pie
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I peed on a Ninja;
And it was fun
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I ate a ninja for the hell of it.
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Join Date: Oct 14, 2003
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I felt up a prostitute and it was boring.
Sad thing is, that's true! |
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Butter Pie
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I robbed my English teacher to be cool.
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I dressed up as my English teacher and I had twins
Hmmm...I always did like it kinky
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I partied with a prostitute and I got sick. (Geee..I wonder why!)
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RonFingSwanson
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I had drunken sex with a bottle of Hennessey to be sexy
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☮We All Shine On☮
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I think I might have the worst one so far...
I felt up Micheal Jackson for the money. Um...I need to change my birthday...
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Bringin' Sexy Back
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I robbed my finger and it was fun
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22 Years at Sitcoms Online
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I robbed a statue and it was boring.
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I had babies with a cell phone because i was drunk.
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