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Number 9 Dream · 11-08-2005, 11:23 PM

Bob: Oh, oh! And hit him with a banjo.

Red: A banjo, Bob?

Bob: What? I'm helping.

Red: Where is he gonna get a banjo?

Bob: I don't know! But I saw a guy get hit with a banjo once. And he went down.

Red: Hitting a guy with a banjo is dirty. You wanna knee him in the groin.

Bob: You can hit him in the groin with a banjo.

***

Red: So, I guess this is the way an immature, engaged, high school dumb-ass with no car, no job, and no money trims the hedges.
Hyde: That was, like, 8 burns in one sentence.
Donna: An octoburn. Let's get the hell out of here.

***

Canadian: What's your business in Canada?

Leo: I dunno...What's your business in Canada man?!

***

Kitty: Here Eric... have some sausage and tang.
Eric: *laughs*
Kitty: What's so funny? (To Red): What's so funny about sausage and tang?
Red: *laughs*
Eric starts walking out of the house laughing.
Kitty: Sausage and tang is good for growing boys!

***

Leo: You know, man, I saw a UFO once.
Hyde: Oh, yeah? Where?
Leo: It was at this football game, man. It looked like a melon, only white. And it had, like, words written on it.
[Hyde and Kelso look at each other and laugh silently]
Leo: Oh, yeah, it said Goodyear. It wasn't a good year. Goddamn teasing alien bastards.

***

Hyde: "Forman, you should write a book. Things my father threatened to put in my ass: chapter one: his foot. I'd buy that book!"

***

jackslovelady · 11-09-2005, 12:10 AM

Hahahahahahaha.... i love that one too!!!

Off topic but Kristel... do ya wanna chat on aim... i tried sening you a pm but it did not work... sorry

11-08-2005, 11:23 PM	#1
Number 9 Dream That '70s Girl Forum Veteran Join Date: Jan 18, 2005 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,875	some of my favorite That 70's Show quotes Bob: Oh, oh! And hit him with a banjo. Red: A banjo, Bob? Bob: What? I'm helping. Red: Where is he gonna get a banjo? Bob: I don't know! But I saw a guy get hit with a banjo once. And he went down. Red: Hitting a guy with a banjo is dirty. You wanna knee him in the groin. Bob: You can hit him in the groin with a banjo. * Red: So, I guess this is the way an immature, engaged, high school dumb-ass with no car, no job, and no money trims the hedges. Hyde: That was, like, 8 burns in one sentence. Donna: An octoburn. Let's get the hell out of here. * Canadian: What's your business in Canada? Leo: I dunno...What's your business in Canada man?! *** Kitty: Here Eric... have some sausage and tang. Eric: laughs Kitty: What's so funny? (To Red): What's so funny about sausage and tang? Red: laughs Eric starts walking out of the house laughing. Kitty: Sausage and tang is good for growing boys! * Leo: You know, man, I saw a UFO once. Hyde: Oh, yeah? Where? Leo: It was at this football game, man. It looked like a melon, only white. And it had, like, words written on it. [Hyde and Kelso look at each other and laugh silently] Leo: Oh, yeah, it said Goodyear. It wasn't a good year. Goddamn teasing alien bastards. * Hyde: "Forman, you should write a book. Things my father threatened to put in my ass: chapter one: his foot. I'd buy that book!" ***
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11-09-2005, 12:10 AM	#2
jackslovelady Loving Jack 4eva!!! Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 02, 2005 Location: Jack Trippers lovin' arms!! Mercy!! Posts: 214	Hahahahahahaha.... i love that one too!!! Off topic but Kristel... do ya wanna chat on aim... i tried sening you a pm but it did not work... sorry
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