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Old 07-01-2000, 06:45 PM   #1
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Red face These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty!

"They're real, and they're spectacular!"

"Not that there's anything wrong with that."

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Did I miss any other catch phrases?
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Old 07-01-2000, 08:39 PM   #2
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"I think it moved."

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Old 09-16-2000, 03:01 AM   #3
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Old 07-09-2001, 01:58 AM   #4
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"Festivus for the rest of us."
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Old 07-10-2001, 01:02 AM   #5
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"Moses smell the roses"
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Old 09-13-2001, 04:23 PM   #6
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Old 11-29-2001, 11:56 PM   #7
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"They're real, and they're spectacular!"

"Not that there's anything wrong with that."

"No Soup for you!"

Did I miss any other catch phrases?
"Sponge worthy."

"Master of your Domain."

Dozens more, no doubt.

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"You had to have the biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggg salad!" LOVE that line!
"I'm sorry, the card says Moops!"
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I just used this one earlier, elsewhere, but it is still good:

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