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crystals · 11-03-2005, 12:47 AM

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead. "

consentida · 11-03-2005, 01:24 AM

That's cute.

Courtnee · 11-03-2005, 05:28 PM

The Chauffeur · 11-03-2005, 05:39 PM

awwwww

Chocoholic · 11-03-2005, 05:57 PM

Watch out for those little ones. They bite!

G-Force Glockstar · 11-03-2005, 08:18 PM

Southern Hellraiser · 11-03-2005, 08:23 PM

MsOrange · 11-04-2005, 12:28 PM

awww

TheGreatPretender · 11-06-2005, 01:10 AM

That's awesome.

Brent88 · 11-06-2005, 02:14 AM

Cactus Jack · 11-06-2005, 02:39 AM

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 11-06-2005, 02:47 AM

heh

Kay Scarpetta · 11-06-2005, 10:50 AM

Oh man, the picture one just made me spit my coffee

Superstar · 11-06-2005, 10:54 AM

Gizmo1 · 11-06-2005, 11:06 AM

HAHAHAHA that was cute!!

11-03-2005, 12:47 AM	#1
crystals Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 02, 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,829	Reasons not to mess with a child (got this in an email) The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead. "
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