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Family Ties Forever! · 11-02-2005, 05:21 AM

Some of the words are in all caps because that's how it appeared in the e-mail:

Fair Ladies and Noble Gentlemen:

I, Rapunzel, I have a HAIR-raising tale to SHEAR with you
written by the Brothers TRIMM.

When I was a young CURL, a jealous queen LOCKed me in a
tower.

I was STRANDed and was at my SPLITS END -- truly a damsel in
THESE TRESSES!

The queen thought it was a PERMANENT SOLUTION but, day after
day, knight after knight would try to climb the tower, which
was so tall the FOLLICLE you!

They would climb my BRAID, and if they weren't so handsome,
I would give them the BRUSH off.

Gee, I wonder if that's where I got my reputation for being
such a big TEASE.

One day, a handsome knight named Prince LATHERRINSE tried to
rescue me.

He was HEAD & SHOULDERS above the rest.

I said, "COMB and SHAVE me!"

The queen found out about it and cut off my hair.

And let me tell you, Hell hath no fury as a woman SHORNED!

She'll have Hell TOUPEE because I am not someone to TANGLE
with.

Prince Latherrinse WISPed me away and we got married and had
twins.

But, we didn't live happily ever after because he placed too
many CONDITIONERS on our marriage, which were really
CRIMPING my STYLE.

So, we PARTED ways and a custody battle ensued.

It came down to SPLITTING HAIRS (heirs) so he took one twin
and I took the other.

So, now I don't date princes anymore because I don't want a
LATHER RINSE REPEAT... (read the shampoo label).

And I've gotten back to my ROOTS by changing my hair from
BLONDE to brown and this new color is to DYE for.

After all, BRUNETTES have more pun.
Well, that's the LONG AND SHORT of my HAIRY tale.

I bid you all ADO!

Nighthawk76 · 11-02-2005, 03:40 PM

Courtnee · 11-02-2005, 06:32 PM

Southern Hellraiser · 11-02-2005, 07:21 PM

11-02-2005, 05:21 AM	#1
Family Ties Forever! Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 16, 2002 Location: Keaton residence Posts: 10,214	Joke Some of the words are in all caps because that's how it appeared in the e-mail: Fair Ladies and Noble Gentlemen: I, Rapunzel, I have a HAIR-raising tale to SHEAR with you written by the Brothers TRIMM. When I was a young CURL, a jealous queen LOCKed me in a tower. I was STRANDed and was at my SPLITS END -- truly a damsel in THESE TRESSES! The queen thought it was a PERMANENT SOLUTION but, day after day, knight after knight would try to climb the tower, which was so tall the FOLLICLE you! They would climb my BRAID, and if they weren't so handsome, I would give them the BRUSH off. Gee, I wonder if that's where I got my reputation for being such a big TEASE. One day, a handsome knight named Prince LATHERRINSE tried to rescue me. He was HEAD & SHOULDERS above the rest. I said, "COMB and SHAVE me!" The queen found out about it and cut off my hair. And let me tell you, Hell hath no fury as a woman SHORNED! She'll have Hell TOUPEE because I am not someone to TANGLE with. Prince Latherrinse WISPed me away and we got married and had twins. But, we didn't live happily ever after because he placed too many CONDITIONERS on our marriage, which were really CRIMPING my STYLE. So, we PARTED ways and a custody battle ensued. It came down to SPLITTING HAIRS (heirs) so he took one twin and I took the other. So, now I don't date princes anymore because I don't want a LATHER RINSE REPEAT... (read the shampoo label). And I've gotten back to my ROOTS by changing my hair from BLONDE to brown and this new color is to DYE for. After all, BRUNETTES have more pun. Well, that's the LONG AND SHORT of my HAIRY tale. I bid you all ADO!
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11-02-2005, 06:32 PM	#3
Courtnee MAN VS SAMMICH. Forum Star Join Date: Mar 23, 2005 Location: Louisiana Posts: 16,413
	__________________ Whether I'm the rose of sheer perfection A freckle on the nose of life's complexion The Cinderella or the shine apple of its eye I gotta fly once, I gotta try once, Only can die once, right, sir? Ooh, life is juicy, juicy and you see, I gotta have my bite, sir. Get ready for me love, 'cause I'm a "comer" I simply gotta march, my heart's a drummer Don't bring around the cloud to rain on my parade

11-02-2005, 07:21 PM	#4
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	__________________ Jeremy

11-02-2005, 03:40 PM	#2
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