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Bobby F. · 10-28-2005, 06:47 PM

The Kitchen Bitch...

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A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of b!tches who want off, get the h#ll off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b!tches who are getting on, get your @sses in the train...cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train.

Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say..."All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b!tch in the kitchen...."

Cactus Jack · 10-28-2005, 07:29 PM

Chocoholic · 10-28-2005, 07:34 PM

Now, if I used that kind of language around my mother, I'd be waking up on the floor wondering where the heck my teeth went!

Courtnee · 10-28-2005, 07:41 PM

Dude111 · 12-18-2025, 06:18 AM

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As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b!tch in the kitchen...."

Hehehe made me laugh

I wonder what the mother did next??

Anyone wanna continue the joke and tell us?

10-28-2005, 06:47 PM	#1
Bobby F. Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 30, 2004 Posts: 3,818	The Kitchen Bitch... The Kitchen Bitch... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of b!tches who want off, get the h#ll off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b!tches who are getting on, get your @sses in the train...cause we're going down the tracks." The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say..."All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b!tch in the kitchen...."

10-28-2005, 07:29 PM	#2
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10-28-2005, 07:41 PM	#4
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10-28-2005, 07:34 PM	#3
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Now, if I used that kind of language around my mother, I'd be waking up on the floor wondering where the heck my teeth went!