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Bobby F. · 10-28-2005, 06:42 PM

An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked
if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My private part died today, and I
am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his private
part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.
Please put your private part back inside your pajamas."

"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my
private part died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas" asked
Nurse Tracy?

"Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."

KristinHerreraFan · 10-28-2005, 06:59 PM

I don't get it

Chocoholic · 10-28-2005, 07:37 PM

<cleaning cookie crumbs off of keyboard>

Bobby, you always brighten up my day

Courtnee · 10-28-2005, 07:45 PM

MsOrange · 10-28-2005, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KristinHerreraFan

I don't get it

he died yesterday... today's the viewing (as in visitain, ya know, when ya view the body)... he had his weiner hanging out for hte "viewing" cause it died.

I Love Carol Burnett! · 10-28-2005, 10:59 PM

LOL!!!!!

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup · 10-28-2005, 11:00 PM

Good one!

10-28-2005, 06:42 PM	#1
Bobby F. Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 30, 2004 Posts: 3,818	Good One!!! An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My private part died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences." The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas." "But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my private part died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas" asked Nurse Tracy? "Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."

10-28-2005, 06:59 PM	#2
KristinHerreraFan Dana is Buena Senior Member Join Date: Jan 16, 2005 Location: Jacksonville, FL Posts: 2,791	I don't get it
	__________________ Signed, >>>>Kristin Herrera Fan

10-28-2005, 07:45 PM	#4
Courtnee MAN VS SAMMICH. Forum Star Join Date: Mar 23, 2005 Location: Louisiana Posts: 16,413
	__________________ Whether I'm the rose of sheer perfection A freckle on the nose of life's complexion The Cinderella or the shine apple of its eye I gotta fly once, I gotta try once, Only can die once, right, sir? Ooh, life is juicy, juicy and you see, I gotta have my bite, sir. Get ready for me love, 'cause I'm a "comer" I simply gotta march, my heart's a drummer Don't bring around the cloud to rain on my parade

10-28-2005, 10:59 PM	#6
I Love Carol Burnett! My Queen Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 20, 2003 Location: Wishing I was in CA with Carol Burnett Posts: 5,441	LOL!!!!!
	__________________ I Love Carol Burnett! I'm so glad we had this time together, just to have a laugh or sing a song, seems we just get started and before you know it comes the time we have to say..so long. Good Night Everyone!

10-28-2005, 07:37 PM	#3
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	<cleaning cookie crumbs off of keyboard> Bobby, you always brighten up my day

10-28-2005, 11:00 PM	#7
Jo_Luvs_Ketchup Member Eternal Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 09, 2003 Posts: 4,195	Good one!