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Courtnee · 10-27-2005, 04:47 PM

2 TOUGH QUESTIONS

Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally ********, and she had syphilis,
would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here
are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's
had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first... no
peeking, then scroll down for the response.

-------------------------------------------------------------

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said
YES, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.
Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..

Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic

And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more
than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group
that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest
of us in line.

You gotta pass this on....

Ireneparalegal · 10-27-2005, 05:40 PM

Beethoven had syphillis?????? OMG!!!!! WTF!!!

Kay Scarpetta · 10-27-2005, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Beethoven had syphillis?????? OMG!!!!! WTF!!!

No, the mother did.

And holy crap, that's something about the U.S. Congress thing.

Hollow · 10-27-2005, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Beethoven had syphillis?????? OMG!!!!! WTF!!!

it's a common belief that he did.

beethoven pwnz ewe

Courtnee · 10-27-2005, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by safety pin

it's a common belief that he did.

beethoven pwnz ewe

Ireneparalegal · 10-27-2005, 08:21 PM

LOL

MsOrange · 10-27-2005, 10:13 PM

yea, i've got that in an email before... but it had more examples of the first one, I think it was kinda like a pro-choice fwd...

Stuff to think about.

Karen* · 10-27-2005, 11:21 PM

Yeah, I got that as a MySpace bulletin from one of my ex-co-workers, then I reposted it, then Ashlee got it from me.

But thanks for reposting it here Ashlee. It's worth sharing with everyone else.

Anyways...I elected Adolf Hitler when I first got this bulletin.

PrettyinPink55 · 10-28-2005, 12:37 AM

Cool!!!

Gizmo1 · 10-30-2005, 04:33 PM

Yup Ive seen this....but just because you are good to your wife doesnt mean you are good to your citizens as we can see with Hitler. Besides rather have a drunkard than someone who gases half the population due to their religious beliefs. It is something to ponder.

EmoJoe · 10-30-2005, 04:55 PM

Shiki Minami · 10-30-2005, 05:09 PM

LOL

Courtnee · 10-30-2005, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocolate Carebears

Yeah, I got that as a MySpace bulletin from one of my ex-co-workers, then I reposted it, then Ashlee got it from me.

But thanks for reposting it here Ashlee. It's worth sharing with everyone else.

Anyways...I elected Adolf Hitler when I first got this bulletin.

lol me too Yeah gret bulliten!

Steve M. · 10-30-2005, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rock Princess

Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

Hitler followed the same clean living that Mormons do, and Roseanne Barr once called the Mormons "Amish Nazis."

Dude111 · 12-18-2025, 06:15 AM

Yuk I picked C! (Mr Hitler)

I cant stand him.. He killed many people and didnt have a reason to really do it!!

10-27-2005, 04:47 PM	#1
Courtnee MAN VS SAMMICH. Forum Star Join Date: Mar 23, 2005 Location: Louisiana Posts: 16,413	You've gotta see this! 2 TOUGH QUESTIONS Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally *******, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response. ------------------------------------------------------------- Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven. Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading.. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs...built the ark. Professionals...built the Titanic And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: 29 have been accused of spousal abuse * 7 have been arrested for fraud * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses * 3 have done time for assault * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year... Can you guess which organization this is? Give up yet? It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. You gotta pass this on....
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10-27-2005, 05:40 PM	#2
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10-28-2005, 12:37 AM	#9
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10-30-2005, 04:33 PM	#10
Gizmo1 is in da house! Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 12, 2005 Location: In A House Posts: 177	Yup Ive seen this....but just because you are good to your wife doesnt mean you are good to your citizens as we can see with Hitler. Besides rather have a drunkard than someone who gases half the population due to their religious beliefs. It is something to ponder.
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10-27-2005, 08:21 PM	#6
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	LOL

10-27-2005, 10:13 PM	#7
MsOrange Bringin' Sexy Back Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 27, 2004 Posts: 6,133	yea, i've got that in an email before... but it had more examples of the first one, I think it was kinda like a pro-choice fwd... Stuff to think about.

10-30-2005, 04:55 PM	#11
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10-30-2005, 05:09 PM	#12
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12-18-2025, 06:15 AM	#15
Dude111 Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 05, 2013 Posts: 36,435	Yuk I picked C! (Mr Hitler) I cant stand him.. He killed many people and didnt have a reason to really do it!!