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*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 10-26-2005, 08:57 PM

Aye Dios Mio
Cried Leprechaun Lou
He ate too much cottage cheese
And threw up on you

He danced and he danced
The jig be the cause
He just couldn't stop
His mouth needed gauze

You screamed and you whined
Grab the flowers and the soaps
The Irish fool wouldn't listen
He was now cracked on dopes

Rainbows and Gold
And Cottage Cheese Galore
You got up the nerve
And went to the store

Being in Ireland
All you found there was booze
Where are the perfumes
I can't bear this cheesy ooze

Alas! Cried the salesmen
I do indeed pity you
For I was once
Threw up on too

I'll tell you want
I have something grand
This magic water
Is the best in the land

Bathe in it's fruit
It's greatness will ease
And you will come out
Not smelling like cottage cheese

So you got in
Wonderous! You cheer!
You jump out
Smelling like beer

JEALOUZS?! I came up with that in less than like 6 minutes.

Hollow · 10-26-2005, 10:41 PM

(seven views and no replies? you all are preposterous)

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 10-26-2005, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by safety pin

(seven views and no replies? you all are preposterous)

Thanks pissed: That was totally angering me. This work is gold.

David · 10-26-2005, 10:55 PM

that's a masterpiece.

Dutabi84 · 10-26-2005, 10:59 PM

Well done.

robyrob · 10-26-2005, 11:21 PM

amazing.

i hate to think what you could've come up with if you'd had SEVEN minutes

Karen* · 10-27-2005, 01:05 AM

That was cute! Good job!

Superstar · 10-27-2005, 03:18 AM

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TheGreatPretender · 10-27-2005, 11:26 AM

That. was . AWESOME>>>

MsOrange · 10-27-2005, 02:26 PM

it's... so... beautiful

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 10-27-2005, 02:43 PM

Thanks. I worked so harrrrddd.

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 10-27-2005, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by robyrob

amazing.

i hate to think what you could've come up with if you'd had SEVEN minutes

Don't bring up the subject! It makes me spaz and convulse!

MissZero · 10-27-2005, 03:14 PM

niiiice

EmoJoe · 10-27-2005, 03:18 PM

That was...amazing. That really touched my heart. It brought me to TEARS

Courtnee · 10-27-2005, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maroon5'd

That was...amazing. That really touched my heart. It brought me to TEARS

OMG me too

:sadnessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss:

10-26-2005, 08:57 PM	#1
Pleasant Tomorrow Member Forum Addict Join Date: Feb 19, 2003 Location: New York Posts: 69,525	Ashlee's Awesome Poem Aye Dios Mio Cried Leprechaun Lou He ate too much cottage cheese And threw up on you He danced and he danced The jig be the cause He just couldn't stop His mouth needed gauze You screamed and you whined Grab the flowers and the soaps The Irish fool wouldn't listen He was now cracked on dopes Rainbows and Gold And Cottage Cheese Galore You got up the nerve And went to the store Being in Ireland All you found there was booze Where are the perfumes I can't bear this cheesy ooze Alas! Cried the salesmen I do indeed pity you For I was once Threw up on too I'll tell you want I have something grand This magic water Is the best in the land Bathe in it's fruit It's greatness will ease And you will come out Not smelling like cottage cheese So you got in Wonderous! You cheer! You jump out Smelling like beer JEALOUZS?! I came up with that in less than like 6 minutes.
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10-26-2005, 10:55 PM	#4
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10-26-2005, 11:21 PM	#6
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10-27-2005, 01:05 AM	#7
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10-27-2005, 11:26 AM	#9
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10-26-2005, 10:41 PM	#2
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10-26-2005, 10:59 PM	#5
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10-27-2005, 03:18 AM	#8
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10-27-2005, 02:26 PM	#10
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10-27-2005, 03:14 PM	#13
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10-27-2005, 03:18 PM	#14
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