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Ireneparalegal · 10-25-2005, 11:09 PM

J.J.:
"Eat My Shorts"
"That's My Mama"
"What the Hell?"
"T.N.T.!!!!"

Michael:

"Whatcha see, ain't whatcha get"

Ireneparalegal · 10-26-2005, 08:37 PM

"Spank them and whack them!" - James
"Let's Just Kiss and Say Goodbye" - Thelma

catlover79 · 10-28-2007, 11:34 PM

"Belt??? What's that??" - James

Mikado · 10-28-2007, 11:52 PM

JJ- Plaaaaaassssssssstiiiiiiiiiccccccc Exxxxxxplosssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiivvvvvve!!!!

Micheal- Malcolm X is Malcomific!!!

Thelma- To love me, is to love my STDs

James- It's beatin' time!!!

Florida- James, if you don't buy me a dishwasher, I'm going back to Maude!!!

CWDogg · 10-29-2007, 02:21 AM

J.J.
1. " Well Alllllllllllll Riiiiiiiiiiiight" (after this was rejected it was recycled on the Jeffersons)
2."Fan....Tas....Tic "
3. "Hey Hey Hey" (when answering the phone, this was also recycled later)
4. "Well you know.......... It needs no explanation"

Bookman
1. Rhinocerous Rump
2. Snot
3. Fat Fool

Sweet Daddy:
"JJ my man.... you in hot water"
"JJ my man.... you in deep doo doo"
"JJ my man.... you're screwed"

Michael
"Boy is an offensive word"
"Boy is a badd word"

Florida (when she broke the bowl after James died)
1. "Curses....... curses........... curses"
2. "cripes........ cripes .............cripes"
3. "phooey .......phooey .........phooey"
4. "MotherF*cker"
5. " I'm... leaving...... Next"
6. " I ....hate .........Mississippi"
7. " Shoulda ....went to....Alaska"
8. " Dynomite My Ass"

Ireneparalegal · 11-05-2007, 11:56 PM

You all added some great stuff, especially Mikey!

catlover79 · 11-28-2007, 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikado

JJ- Plaaaaaassssssssstiiiiiiiiiccccccc Exxxxxxplosssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiivvvvvve!!!!

Micheal- Malcolm X is Malcomific!!!

Thelma- To love me, is to love my STDs

James- It's beatin' time!!!

Florida- James, if you don't buy me a dishwasher, I'm going back to Maude!!!

Mikey, you are a GENIUS!!

Ireneparalegal · 12-07-2007, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CWDogg

J.J.
1. " Well Alllllllllllll Riiiiiiiiiiiight" (after this was rejected it was recycled on the Jeffersons)
2."Fan....Tas....Tic "
3. "Hey Hey Hey" (when answering the phone, this was also recycled later)
4. "Well you know.......... It needs no explanation"

Bookman
1. Rhinocerous Rump
2. Snot
3. Fat Fool

Sweet Daddy:
"JJ my man.... you in hot water"
"JJ my man.... you in deep doo doo"
"JJ my man.... you're screwed"

Michael
"Boy is an offensive word"
"Boy is a badd word"

Florida (when she broke the bowl after James died)
1. "Curses....... curses........... curses"
2. "cripes........ cripes .............cripes"
3. "phooey .......phooey .........phooey"
4. "MotherF*cker"
5. " I'm... leaving...... Next"
6. " I ....hate .........Mississippi"
7. " Shoulda ....went to....Alaska"
8. " Dynomite My Ass"

Do you do stand-up comedy somewhere?

10-25-2005, 11:09 PM	#1
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Rejected Catch-phrases...LOL J.J.: "Eat My Shorts" "That's My Mama" "What the Hell?" "T.N.T.!!!!" Michael: "Whatcha see, ain't whatcha get"
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10-28-2007, 11:34 PM	#3
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	"Belt??? What's that??" - James
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10-26-2005, 08:37 PM	#2
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	"Spank them and whack them!" - James "Let's Just Kiss and Say Goodbye" - Thelma

10-28-2007, 11:52 PM	#4
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	JJ- Plaaaaaassssssssstiiiiiiiiiccccccc Exxxxxxplosssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiivvvvvve!!!! Micheal- Malcolm X is Malcomific!!! Thelma- To love me, is to love my STDs James- It's beatin' time!!! Florida- James, if you don't buy me a dishwasher, I'm going back to Maude!!!

10-29-2007, 02:21 AM	#5
CWDogg Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 04, 2005 Posts: 280	J.J. 1. " Well Alllllllllllll Riiiiiiiiiiiight" (after this was rejected it was recycled on the Jeffersons) 2."Fan....Tas....Tic " 3. "Hey Hey Hey" (when answering the phone, this was also recycled later) 4. "Well you know.......... It needs no explanation" Bookman 1. Rhinocerous Rump 2. Snot 3. Fat Fool Sweet Daddy: "JJ my man.... you in hot water" "JJ my man.... you in deep doo doo" "JJ my man.... you're screwed" Michael "Boy is an offensive word" "Boy is a badd word" Florida (when she broke the bowl after James died) 1. "Curses....... curses........... curses" 2. "cripes........ cripes .............cripes" 3. "phooey .......phooey .........phooey" 4. "MotherF*cker" 5. " I'm... leaving...... Next" 6. " I ....hate .........Mississippi" 7. " Shoulda ....went to....Alaska" 8. " Dynomite My Ass"

11-05-2007, 11:56 PM	#6
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	You all added some great stuff, especially Mikey!