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Koala · 10-24-2005, 10:08 PM

I Duane Ronald Young offer a $50000 reward for new information leading to a conviction in the Mary Mcginnis Morris Murder. Report to detective Dean Holtke of the Harris county Sheriff's office. 713 967 5810. The stipulation is that the conviction must not result in my arrest or conviction but someone else. This is because I am tired of dealing with false information about me - not because I know anything more than I have stated See the thread under "Shut me up" for another reward. The reward here is collectible with full recourse to civil remedies to collect. However only one reward can be collected (apart from the other reward in the other thread) as at this time I only have access to $50K. The information here must be supplied within 2 months of this posting and a conviction must come about within 2 years. Any sceptics as per my motives need not respond.

Awsi Dooger · 10-24-2005, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Koala

The stipulation is that the conviction must not result in my arrest or conviction but someone else.

I'm sorry, and I realize this is a murder case and very serious, but that has to be one of the most hysterical sentences ever printed on the internet

Koala · 10-24-2005, 11:23 PM

I do agree. However there have already been enough lies about me and I don't want to have to shell out money for my own conviction. I already know I'm innoccent. I'm just hoping for a longshot.

Opal · 10-25-2005, 01:00 AM

$50000 reward offered by Koala

Koalas are smart animals, but not smart enough to offer reward money.

Koala · 10-25-2005, 05:27 PM

Whoever is clicking on "Report Post" thanks for your consideration, but I do wish complete freedom in posting for anyone. I initiated the thread so it is ok. Thanks again but please just let it stand. Also if anyone knows how to change the title I would like it to read "$50000 reward offered by Koala for new info in the Mary Mcginnis Morris Murder" I can't seem to edit this. Thanks

rykey · 10-26-2005, 01:28 AM

Ha... reminds me of some trouble Howard Stern got into a few years back. He kept calling the hotline OJ Simpson set up and saying, "I know who committed the murder! It was OJ!"

10-24-2005, 10:08 PM	#1
Koala Retired - no longer a member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 20, 2003 Posts: 180	$50000 reward offered by Koala I Duane Ronald Young offer a $50000 reward for new information leading to a conviction in the Mary Mcginnis Morris Murder. Report to detective Dean Holtke of the Harris county Sheriff's office. 713 967 5810. The stipulation is that the conviction must not result in my arrest or conviction but someone else. This is because I am tired of dealing with false information about me - not because I know anything more than I have stated See the thread under "Shut me up" for another reward. The reward here is collectible with full recourse to civil remedies to collect. However only one reward can be collected (apart from the other reward in the other thread) as at this time I only have access to $50K. The information here must be supplied within 2 months of this posting and a conviction must come about within 2 years. Any sceptics as per my motives need not respond.

10-24-2005, 11:23 PM	#3
Koala Retired - no longer a member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 20, 2003 Posts: 180	I do agree. However there have already been enough lies about me and I don't want to have to shell out money for my own conviction. I already know I'm innoccent. I'm just hoping for a longshot.

10-25-2005, 01:00 AM	#4
Opal Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 13, 2004 Posts: 365	*$50000 reward offered by Koala* Koalas are smart animals, but not smart enough to offer reward money.

10-25-2005, 05:27 PM	#5
Koala Retired - no longer a member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 20, 2003 Posts: 180	Whoever is clicking on "Report Post" thanks for your consideration, but I do wish complete freedom in posting for anyone. I initiated the thread so it is ok. Thanks again but please just let it stand. Also if anyone knows how to change the title I would like it to read "$50000 reward offered by Koala for new info in the Mary Mcginnis Morris Murder" I can't seem to edit this. Thanks

10-26-2005, 01:28 AM	#6
rykey Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Oct 07, 2005 Posts: 19	Ha... reminds me of some trouble Howard Stern got into a few years back. He kept calling the hotline OJ Simpson set up and saying, "I know who committed the murder! It was OJ!"