quotations from the characters

[Ohio8]

Fred: "...and his broad's gonna be jumped." Donna (gasps): "Fred!" Mrs. Channing 9to Fred): "Well Iiii never." Fred: "Well, maybe if you try wearing a mask." Aunt Esther: "Fish, Eyed, Fool." (to Donna): "My family has Too.Much. Class." (sticks her tongue out). (to Fred): "wait a chicken picken minute, sucka."

Mrs. Channing (to Fred): "May I say you have the morals of a jackyl." Fred: "Certainly. And may I say you have the morals of a jackass." Fred (to Lamont): "Lightly, slightly, politely,...and if possible, all nightly." (to Aunt Esther): "Back to yo' cave, bat." Aunt Esther: "Watch it sucka."

[TVFactFan]

Originally Posted by Ohio8

Fred (to Lamont): "I think they should punish everyone in the capitol."
(sees Mrs. Channing): "Gee.........I don't believe it........a white Esther."
(to Mrs. Channing): "Maybe I can help you.....the dogcatcher's on his way up." Mrs. Channing: 'Well Iiiii never." Fred: "Well, maybe if you'd try wearin' a mask."

Can you find the quote with Aunt esther saying -"And I could havecalled you a frogged eyes something something but i didn't" It was in the episode surprise party when fred had just come in the door

[Ohio8]

Originally Posted by TVResearcher

Can you find the quote with Aunt esther saying -"And I could havecalled you a frogged eyes something something but i didn't" It was in the episode surprise party when fred had just come in the door

Here's what she said:
"Now I could've called you a pickleheaded evildoin' heathen, but I won't." (Grady speaks.) A.E.: "And I could've called you a frogeyed, fisheatin' fool, but I won't.'

[FredFan55]

Fred, pretending to be Spanish for one of the 3 women he took to dinner simultneously while operating the dating service:

"Buenos diaz, buenos noches, buenos knows where the wild goose goes"

And pretending to be French to one of the other women, who asked him "Frenchy, are you really from France?" "I am French born, French bred, and with ze French bread I make ze French toast"

And, my all time favorite, when Fred Sanford, Legal Eagle questions the traffic cop who'd ticketed Lamont: "Lookit all these n*****s in this courtroom. It's enough n*****s in here to make a Tarzan movie"

FF55

[mooseface]

Originally Posted by Ohio8

Here's what she said:
"Now I could've called you a pickleheaded evildoin' heathen, but I won't." (Grady speaks.) A.E.: "And I could've called you a frogeyed, fisheatin' fool, but I won't.'

Fred's response was great, but I can't remember all of it, so feel free to fill in the blank:

"And I could have called you an ugly fat-bottomed gorilla, but I didn't. So now I will, you _________ gorilla-faced ape!"

[Ohio8]

Originally Posted by mooseface

Fred's response was great, but I can't remember all of it, so feel free to fill in the blank:

"And I could have called you an ugly fat-bottomed gorilla, but I didn't. So now I will, you _________ gorilla-faced ape!"

It's "fat-bottomed."

[T-Greg]

In the episode when Fred was waiting for Lena Horne to visit "Little Lame Lamont" before she left town. There's a knock at the door, so Fred runs to answer it thinking it's Lena. It turns out to be Esther. Fred says "This ain't my Lena. This must be somebody's hyena!"

[moeee]

Fred: Thats funnier than a train wreck.......now that will get you some business!

[JeffRuss1972]

I STILL love this one from "Wine, Women, and Aunt Esther" (Season 3)

BUBBA: (Saddened by the death of a friend) I just can't believe he's gone.

FRED: Can we talk about something else, please?

GRADY: But Junior Cooper was our friend, Fred, and now he's passed on. The funeral was nice, though.

AUNT ESTHER: YES, it was a wonderful eulogy. I didn't believe a WORD of it, but it was nice. And they did a WONDERFUL article about it in the Mortician's Digest.

BUBBA: What do you know about the Mortician's Digest, Esther?

FRED: (Irritated) She POSED for the CENTERFOLD.

LOL

[comedyfreak]

I liked:
Aunt Esther: "Wait a chicken pickin minute, sucka".