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Ohio8 · 10-24-2005, 02:35 PM

Charles (to Col. Potter): "...I shall be dlivered from this fetid and festering sewer." (Charles exits). Col. Potter (to Radar): I think he's getting the hang of this place."

TJL · 10-24-2005, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Ohio8

Charles (to Col. Potter): "...I shall be dlivered from this fetid and festering sewer." (Charles exits). Col. Potter (to Radar): "you know I think he's getting the hang of this place." Frank: "The way I see it, unless we each conform, unless we obey orders, unless we follow our leaders blindly, there is no possible way we can remain free." Col. Potter (to Hawkleye/B.J.): "A little change from Uncle Ben's perverted rice juice."

Trapper (to Hawkeye) What are they gonna do? Send us to the front?
Hawkeye (To Trapper) We're at the front. Maybe they'll put us in front of the front!

treky · 10-25-2005, 02:32 AM

Hawkeye (to Radar): "Go ahead, get mad. I love it when those little wisps of steam come out your ears."

Charles: "Hunnicut"
B.J.: "Winchester"
Charles: "Where's your friend Pierce?"
B.J.: "It's Thursday."
Charles: "So."
B.J. "The nurses hang their underwear on the line. He takes a sandwhich and makes a day of it."
Charles: "Why this constant preocupation with sex?"
B.J.: "Lack of ocupation with it."

Hot Lips: "Captain Pierce! I want to speak to you!"
Hawkeye: "Later, baby."
Hot Lips: "That's Major!"
Hawkeye: "Okay, Major baby."

treky · 10-26-2005, 03:38 PM

B.J.: "Col., I'm tired of this Can't we have real eggs?"
Hawkeye: "Only if you can lay them."

(a nurse to Hawkeye): "What's wrong?"
Hawkeye: "I'm not sure."
nurse: "What does it look like?"
Hawkeye: "A big red bird, with fuzzy, pink feet."
(Trapper walks up) "Hey Hawk, did you see that?"
Hawkeye: "What'd it look like to you?"
Trapper: "A big red bird, with fuzzy pink feet."
(Hawkeye turns to the nurse): "See, I told you!"

Lolac · 10-26-2005, 09:57 PM

Hawkeye to Trapper:
"The instrument has yet to be invented which can measure my indifference to that remark!"

Trapper: "Do you know how long it's been since I made love to my wife?'
Hawkeye: "At least one daughter ago."

Lolac

TJL · 10-26-2005, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Lolac

Trapper: "Do you know how long it's been since I made love to my wife?'
Hawkeye: "At least one daughter ago."

Lolac

I was gonna use that one!

TJL · 10-26-2005, 10:13 PM

Potter (raises his glass) To BlackJack Persing!

Hawkeye: The inventor of twenty-one.

Chocoholic · 11-02-2005, 05:36 PM

Charles- (beling held at gunpoint by a patient) "OK, get back, that's an order! <sees Potter> And an urgent request for you, Colonel Potter."

Radar- "I have a message. Lt. Col. Henry Blake's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There are no survivors." (I've only seen that episode a couple of times and I cry every time.)

TJL · 12-01-2005, 07:24 PM

"If I wanna chew the fat, I'll eat a sandwich"

- Capt. Sam Pak (RIP Pat Morita 1939-2005)

treky · 12-03-2005, 03:01 AM

Frank: "Nosey Nate".

"Nerts to you".

"Oh, poo-poo-de-do".

Dr. Thong · 01-06-2006, 08:29 PM

Hawkeye has just been informed for the tenth straight day that they're being served a choice of liver or fish for the main entree...

HAWKEYE (to Igor): The geneva convention prohibits the killing of my taste buds! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm starting to grow gills!! I've eaten so much liver that I can't make love unless I'm smothered in bacon and onions!"

tdf4077 · 01-19-2006, 09:59 PM

Potter-To Klinger's nose (taking a drink)
Hawk-That's a double!

Ohio8 · 01-20-2006, 05:15 PM

Hawkeye (to B.J.): "Imagine what he could do with a scalpel?"

10-24-2005, 02:35 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,953	Who said what Charles (to Col. Potter): "...I shall be dlivered from this fetid and festering sewer." (Charles exits). Col. Potter (to Radar): I think he's getting the hang of this place."
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10-25-2005, 02:32 AM	#3
treky star trek fan Eternal Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,490	Hawkeye (to Radar): "Go ahead, get mad. I love it when those little wisps of steam come out your ears." Charles: "Hunnicut" B.J.: "Winchester" Charles: "Where's your friend Pierce?" B.J.: "It's Thursday." Charles: "So." B.J. "The nurses hang their underwear on the line. He takes a sandwhich and makes a day of it." Charles: "Why this constant preocupation with sex?" B.J.: "Lack of ocupation with it." Hot Lips: "Captain Pierce! I want to speak to you!" Hawkeye: "Later, baby." Hot Lips: "That's Major!" Hawkeye: "Okay, Major baby."
	__________________ the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies. Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?" clerk: "Madam, those are rubies." Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her." clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady." Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."

01-06-2006, 08:29 PM	#11
Dr. Thong a/k/a "ACK!" Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 10, 2001 Location: New Hampshire, USA Posts: 5,546	Hawkeye has just been informed for the tenth straight day that they're being served a choice of liver or fish for the main entree... HAWKEYE (to Igor): The geneva convention prohibits the killing of my taste buds! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm starting to grow gills!! I've eaten so much liver that I can't make love unless I'm smothered in bacon and onions!"
	__________________ "Sunday has been cancelled due to lack of interest. That is all."

10-26-2005, 03:38 PM	#4
treky star trek fan Eternal Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,490	B.J.: "Col., I'm tired of this Can't we have real eggs?" Hawkeye: "Only if you can lay them." (a nurse to Hawkeye): "What's wrong?" Hawkeye: "I'm not sure." nurse: "What does it look like?" Hawkeye: "A big red bird, with fuzzy, pink feet." (Trapper walks up) "Hey Hawk, did you see that?" Hawkeye: "What'd it look like to you?" Trapper: "A big red bird, with fuzzy pink feet." (Hawkeye turns to the nurse): "See, I told you!"

10-26-2005, 09:57 PM	#5
Lolac Dolce far niente, Carissima! Senior Member Join Date: Jan 02, 2003 Location: Fairfax Station, VA Posts: 1,487	Hawkeye to Trapper: "The instrument has yet to be invented which can measure my indifference to that remark!" Trapper: "Do you know how long it's been since I made love to my wife?' Hawkeye: "At least one daughter ago." Lolac

10-26-2005, 10:13 PM	#7
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	Potter (raises his glass) To BlackJack Persing! Hawkeye: The inventor of twenty-one.

11-02-2005, 05:36 PM	#8
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Charles- (beling held at gunpoint by a patient) "OK, get back, that's an order! <sees Potter> And an urgent request for you, Colonel Potter." Radar- "I have a message. Lt. Col. Henry Blake's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There are no survivors." (I've only seen that episode a couple of times and I cry every time.)

12-01-2005, 07:24 PM	#9
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	"If I wanna chew the fat, I'll eat a sandwich" - Capt. Sam Pak (RIP Pat Morita 1939-2005)

12-03-2005, 03:01 AM	#10
treky star trek fan Eternal Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,490	Frank: "Nosey Nate". "Nerts to you". "Oh, poo-poo-de-do".

01-19-2006, 09:59 PM	#12
tdf4077 JaJa Senior Member Join Date: Jan 17, 2006 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,678	Potter-To Klinger's nose (taking a drink) Hawk-That's a double!

01-20-2006, 05:15 PM	#13
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,953	Hawkeye (to B.J.): "Imagine what he could do with a scalpel?"