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No1SBTBFan · 03-04-2000, 07:13 PM

Hey SBTB Fans,
Post your Favorite Funny Line from any SBTB character.
Mine is "Face it Zack , I'm hummingbird droppings!"Screech
This line is in the episode where Zack goes out of his way to get a girl for screech so he could finish that damn science project. Except Zack actually becomes one! =) lol

jordojockey · 03-30-2000, 01:07 PM

There was one episode where Zack suddenly had some bright idea. Then screech said "No, Zack! The last time you had a good idea I ended up naked in a jar full of jelly beans!!" In another episode, Zack and Screech were listening in on a conversation between Kelly, Jessie, and Lisa. When they discover this, they decide to mess with the guys a little bit. Lisa says "Yeah, that Screech makes me tingle all over." To which Screech promptly replied "Did you hear that Zack? I make her tinkle!!"

heather · 04-04-2000, 11:16 PM

on one episode, kelly got angry at lisa and jessie and said"if u 2 are going to share a brain, why don't u get one that works"

Ivana · 12-15-2000, 05:48 PM

My favorite is when Mr.Belding thought Screech and Kelly were going to elope and he was talking to Screech in his office...
Mr. Belding: "Screech, you can't elope!"
Screech: "Why? you melon head"

It's a pretty lame line, but it still makes me laugh everytime I hear it.

Richard · 12-17-2000, 04:38 PM

When guest Brandon Tartikoff,supposedly an old friend of Mr.Belding,got the idea that he could do a series about a High School principal and students-but then went,"Naw!It'd never work!"

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Richard Ranke

B · 12-27-2000, 04:17 PM

Ya know the episode where slater doesn't want to wrestle meatic (or something like that) and screech is getting beat up by him when slater makes a surprize entrance....slater goes, "hand over the nerd" then when screech is in slater's arms he goes, "don't talk about his dog".....ya all probably don't know what the hell i'm talking about but that screech is so dumb and funny....haha!

ThomasE · 12-30-2000, 09:17 PM

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Originally posted by B:
Ya know the episode where slater doesn't want to wrestle meatic (or something like that) and screech is getting beat up by him when slater makes a surprize entrance....slater goes, "hand over the nerd" then when screech is in slater's arms he goes, "don't talk about his dog".....ya all probably don't know what the hell i'm talking about but that screech is so dumb and funny....haha!

I actually remember that episode so I understand.

No1SBTBFan · 01-18-2001, 11:04 PM

I know what quote your talking about....It was Screech:"Your mom's ugly, your dad's ugly, and your dog's ugly!" Nedic:"Hey, my dog is not ugly!"
LoL.
SBTB FOREVER,
Erika

ThomasE · 01-20-2001, 03:55 AM

My favorite:

Screech: My name? Oh Sinead O'Connor.

Kelly: That's a pretty famous name. You have a hit song on the charts.

Screech: That's the other O'Conner. She's my niece. I taught her everything she knows.

Lisa: You taught her everything she knows?!

Screech: Yes. Now she can clean toilets with the rest of them.

1992 episode.

I'll get the waterpump... I'm the water boy!

[This message has been edited by ThomasE (edited 01-20-2001).]

PistolPete · 02-15-2001, 04:27 PM

i'm the h2o distribution engineer.

FOL85NatandMrsGRock · 02-17-2001, 12:45 PM

jonny dakota: Hi (shakes hands with screech) i'm jonny dakota
screech: Right... and im madonna! (and he does a funny move with his hands and body)

That one cracks me up EVERy time!!!

FOL85NatandMrsGRock · 02-17-2001, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by B:
Ya know the episode where slater doesn't want to wrestle meatic (or something like that) and screech is getting beat up by him when slater makes a surprize entrance....slater goes, "hand over the nerd" then when screech is in slater's arms he goes, "don't talk about his dog".....ya all probably don't know what the hell i'm talking about but that screech is so dumb and funny....haha!

ya... actually i like that episode... cuz slater was in the homecanomics class and cooking in his little apron thingy.. hehe... but doens't he say Ok Needic... hand him over... and then screech goes don't talk abotu his dog... hehe... i like that one!

03-23-2001, 05:47 PM

I like the episode where Slater and Zack kick each others asses. Slater says at the punchbowl, "step back son before I make your wear it."

And also I like the one where Slater and Zack broke up with their women and are trying to patch things up and then Zack says
"Well Slater, at least we still have each other"
"Oh preppy, don't you leave me too"
...kissy sounds...

frickin hilarious!

jinny_jo_2001 · 04-08-2001, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by heather:
on one episode, kelly got angry at lisa and jessie and said"if u 2 are going to share a brain, why don't u get one that works"

Thats mine too!!

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Ms G: Natalie why dont you show Jo a better place to park her bike
Jo: why dont I park it on Blairs face?
Natalie: shes a breath of fresh air isnt she??

EdBrownJr · 04-13-2001, 01:06 PM

My fav line is anything by Screech he said something funny atleast once an episode.

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03-04-2000, 07:13 PM	#1
No1SBTBFan Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 27, 2000 Location: miami fl Posts: 10	Fave Funny Line Hey SBTB Fans, Post your Favorite Funny Line from any SBTB character. Mine is "Face it Zack , I'm hummingbird droppings!"Screech This line is in the episode where Zack goes out of his way to get a girl for screech so he could finish that damn science project. Except Zack actually becomes one! =) lol

03-23-2001, 05:47 PM	#13
superfan29 Guest Posts: n/a	I like the episode where Slater and Zack kick each others asses. Slater says at the punchbowl, "step back son before I make your wear it." And also I like the one where Slater and Zack broke up with their women and are trying to patch things up and then Zack says "Well Slater, at least we still have each other" "Oh preppy, don't you leave me too" ...kissy sounds... frickin hilarious!
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03-30-2000, 01:07 PM	#2
jordojockey Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 30, 2000 Location: Aberdeen, SD, 57401 Posts: 123	There was one episode where Zack suddenly had some bright idea. Then screech said "No, Zack! The last time you had a good idea I ended up naked in a jar full of jelly beans!!" In another episode, Zack and Screech were listening in on a conversation between Kelly, Jessie, and Lisa. When they discover this, they decide to mess with the guys a little bit. Lisa says "Yeah, that Screech makes me tingle all over." To which Screech promptly replied "Did you hear that Zack? I make her tinkle!!"

04-04-2000, 11:16 PM	#3
heather Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Apr 04, 2000 Location: winder,ga Posts: 7	on one episode, kelly got angry at lisa and jessie and said"if u 2 are going to share a brain, why don't u get one that works"

12-15-2000, 05:48 PM	#4
Ivana Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Dec 15, 2000 Posts: 3	My favorite is when Mr.Belding thought Screech and Kelly were going to elope and he was talking to Screech in his office... Mr. Belding: "Screech, you can't elope!" Screech: "Why? you melon head" It's a pretty lame line, but it still makes me laugh everytime I hear it.

12-17-2000, 04:38 PM	#5
Richard Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Cleveland,Ohio-USA Posts: 352	When guest Brandon Tartikoff,supposedly an old friend of Mr.Belding,got the idea that he could do a series about a High School principal and students-but then went,"Naw!It'd never work!" ------------------ Richard Ranke

12-27-2000, 04:17 PM	#6
B Member First Time Poster Join Date: Dec 27, 2000 Location: Wilmington, DE, USA Posts: 1	Ya know the episode where slater doesn't want to wrestle meatic (or something like that) and screech is getting beat up by him when slater makes a surprize entrance....slater goes, "hand over the nerd" then when screech is in slater's arms he goes, "don't talk about his dog".....ya all probably don't know what the hell i'm talking about but that screech is so dumb and funny....haha!

01-18-2001, 11:04 PM	#8
No1SBTBFan Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 27, 2000 Location: miami fl Posts: 10	I know what quote your talking about....It was Screech:"Your mom's ugly, your dad's ugly, and your dog's ugly!" Nedic:"Hey, my dog is not ugly!" LoL. SBTB FOREVER, Erika

01-20-2001, 03:55 AM	#9
ThomasE Member Moderator Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 04, 2000 Location: New York, New York, U.S.A. Posts: 10,857	My favorite: Screech: My name? Oh Sinead O'Connor. Kelly: That's a pretty famous name. You have a hit song on the charts. Screech: That's the other O'Conner. She's my niece. I taught her everything she knows. Lisa: You taught her everything she knows?! Screech: Yes. Now she can clean toilets with the rest of them. 1992 episode. I'll get the waterpump... I'm the water boy! [This message has been edited by ThomasE (edited 01-20-2001).]

02-15-2001, 04:27 PM	#10
PistolPete Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 13, 2001 Location: The Bubble Posts: 12	i'm the h2o distribution engineer.

02-17-2001, 12:45 PM	#11
FOL85NatandMrsGRock The Lovable Sarah Senior Member Join Date: Nov 07, 2000 Location: Wisconsin (Same Place Charlotte's From and where That 70's Show takes place!) .... Wish I was in Mayfield USA! Posts: 1,770	jonny dakota: Hi (shakes hands with screech) i'm jonny dakota screech: Right... and im madonna! (and he does a funny move with his hands and body) That one cracks me up EVERy time!!!

04-13-2001, 01:06 PM	#15
EdBrownJr Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 08, 2001 Location: Jersey City, NJ Posts: 1,247	My fav line is anything by Screech he said something funny atleast once an episode. ------------------ GET OUT OF MY GARAGE!!!