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G-Force Glockstar · 10-22-2005, 09:50 AM

http://thedeathpsychic.com

EmoJoe · 10-22-2005, 12:25 PM

lol it knows how im gonna die just by my name and age, surrre

cralappyhappy4 · 10-22-2005, 01:18 PM

im gonna get stomped to death by a startled horse at a horse show while im tying my shoe...happens all the time

Southern Hellraiser · 10-22-2005, 01:27 PM

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A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board).

MaydayMalonesGirl · 10-22-2005, 01:56 PM

You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business.

Can't wait for that.

G-Force Glockstar · 10-22-2005, 02:00 PM

Mine's really disguisting!

An improperly hung ceiling fan falls from above you while it's running. The fast-moving blades slice through your nick with ease, launching your head across the room!

Ew!

Well, thankfully it's fake!

Karen* · 10-22-2005, 02:15 PM

Niki, did you get this from my MySpace bulletin?

Anyways...

While standing on the bleachers at a sporting event, an angry fan behind you kicks you in the back, sending you tumbling down dozens of rows of bleachers to your death.

The funny/scary thing is that when I was at a basketball game at school during my freshman year, I tripped on the bleachers and fell to the floor! No one kicked me or anything, it just happened. Most embarrassing moment in high school so far EVER!!

G-Force Glockstar · 10-22-2005, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocolate Carebears

Niki, did you get this from my MySpace bulletin?

Anyways...

While standing on the bleachers at a sporting event, an angry fan behind you kicks you in the back, sending you tumbling down dozens of rows of bleachers to your death.

The funny/scary thing is that when I was at a basketball game at school during my freshman year, I tripped on the bleachers and fell to the floor! No one kicked me or anything, it just happened. Most embarrassing moment in high school so far EVER!!

Yep, I think it was your bulletin!

Wow, that WOULD be embarrassing! I have embarassing moments all the time....

KristenJ · 10-22-2005, 03:48 PM

I'm going to be sick

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your face is skinned using steel wool and subsequently doused with bleach. While you're still alive, your face is then doused with ammonia. The bleach and ammonia chemically react and melt the remaining flesh from your skull.

ABlairican Pie · 10-22-2005, 04:37 PM

While scarfing down lunch, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death.

OMG. The psychic has predicted one of my worst fears.

ABlairican Pie · 10-22-2005, 04:39 PM

A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.

OMG. My SECOND worst fear.

EmoJoe · 10-22-2005, 07:15 PM

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While swimming, a power line falls into the pool you're in, sending a million volts of electricity through your body. You're fried instantly.

Well, wont that be pleasent?

Tuesday Weld · 10-22-2005, 07:18 PM

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are thrown into a vat of sulfuric acid. Your body is turned into a thick sludge.

MsOrange · 10-23-2005, 01:07 AM

While running to your car, you stumble on a curb and your body is thrown violently to the street. Moments later, you are engulfed and mutilated by a street sweeper

at least they're cleaning the streets

swedeace · 10-23-2005, 01:41 AM

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww................

While attempting to unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your husband inadventently turns on the disposal. Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death.

10-22-2005, 09:50 AM	#1
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10-22-2005, 12:25 PM	#2
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10-22-2005, 01:18 PM	#3
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10-22-2005, 02:15 PM	#7
Karen* paradox. Forum Superstar Join Date: Jan 08, 2005 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 28,365	Niki, did you get this from my MySpace bulletin? Anyways... While standing on the bleachers at a sporting event, an angry fan behind you kicks you in the back, sending you tumbling down dozens of rows of bleachers to your death. The funny/scary thing is that when I was at a basketball game at school during my freshman year, I tripped on the bleachers and fell to the floor! No one kicked me or anything, it just happened. Most embarrassing moment in high school so far EVER!!
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10-22-2005, 04:37 PM	#10
ABlairican Pie Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 Location: Living where cats reign more Supreme than a pizza. Posts: 31,619	While scarfing down lunch, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death. OMG. The psychic has predicted one of my worst fears.
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10-22-2005, 01:56 PM	#5
MaydayMalonesGirl ACID! POLICEHHHH! Forum Star Join Date: Apr 24, 2003 Location: in a van down by the river. Posts: 18,393	You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business. Can't wait for that.

10-22-2005, 02:00 PM	#6
G-Force Glockstar Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Nov 22, 2003 Posts: 21,770	Mine's really disguisting! An improperly hung ceiling fan falls from above you while it's running. The fast-moving blades slice through your nick with ease, launching your head across the room! Ew! Well, thankfully it's fake!

10-22-2005, 03:48 PM	#9
KristenJ Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 04, 2005 Posts: 203	I'm going to be sick As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your face is skinned using steel wool and subsequently doused with bleach. While you're still alive, your face is then doused with ammonia. The bleach and ammonia chemically react and melt the remaining flesh from your skull.

10-22-2005, 04:39 PM	#11
ABlairican Pie Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 Location: Living where cats reign more Supreme than a pizza. Posts: 31,619	A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body. OMG. My SECOND worst fear.

10-22-2005, 07:18 PM	#13
Tuesday Weld I missed you all. hugs Forum Celebrity Join Date: Feb 02, 2003 Location: Having a great time. Posts: 22,285	As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are thrown into a vat of sulfuric acid. Your body is turned into a thick sludge.
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10-23-2005, 01:07 AM	#14
MsOrange Bringin' Sexy Back Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 27, 2004 Posts: 6,133	While running to your car, you stumble on a curb and your body is thrown violently to the street. Moments later, you are engulfed and mutilated by a street sweeper at least they're cleaning the streets

10-23-2005, 01:41 AM	#15
swedeace Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 22, 2003 Posts: 9,009	Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww................ While attempting to unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your husband inadventently turns on the disposal. Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death.