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peter may · 10-22-2005, 06:55 AM

All together now

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2...?fromrelated=1

JeffRuss1972 · 10-22-2005, 03:09 PM

That was hilarious.

Hollow · 10-22-2005, 05:16 PM

THAT IS MY THEME SONG.

MsOrange · 10-23-2005, 12:15 AM

PrettyinPink55 · 10-23-2005, 12:21 AM

Thanks so much!! I needed the laugh!

dawsongirl · 10-23-2005, 02:57 AM

Classic. Weird Al rules.

PrettyinPink55 · 10-23-2005, 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dawsongirl

Classic. Weird Al rules.

Seriously!!

EmoJoe · 10-23-2005, 06:46 PM

THAT'S HILARIOUS

It's even funnier if you've heard the original song

Courtnee · 10-23-2005, 06:55 PM

A used... pink bathrobe
A rare... mint snowglobe
A Smurf... TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy... your knick-knack
Just check... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy... your tchotchkes
Sell me... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy...)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah... (I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case off vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y

PrettyinPink55 · 10-23-2005, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maroon5'd

THAT'S HILARIOUS

It's even funnier if you've heard the original song

I know! I was singing along since they provided the lyrics!

EmoJoe · 10-23-2005, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PrettyinPink55

I know! I was singing along since they provided the lyrics!

lol, I meant the original song, the Backstreet Boys made a song with the same melody and beat

PrettyinPink55 · 10-23-2005, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maroon5'd

lol, I meant the original song, the Backstreet Boys made a song with the same melody and beat

That's what I meant too!

"I want it that way" I knew the melody so I sang the lyrics with it!

InspectorExstead · 10-23-2005, 07:10 PM

That was AMAZINGLY hilarious!

Thanks! I really needed the laugh.

EmoJoe · 10-23-2005, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PrettyinPink55

That's what I meant too!

"I want it that way" I knew the melody so I sang the lyrics with it!

Oh

Yeah its hilarious

Tuesday Weld · 10-23-2005, 07:17 PM

10-22-2005, 06:55 AM	#1
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10-22-2005, 05:16 PM	#3
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