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Bobby F. · 10-21-2005, 01:09 PM

Top ten reasons Trick or treating is better than sex.

10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. The Person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning.

...and the #1 reason that trick-or-treating is better than sex...

1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door

Number 9 Dream · 10-21-2005, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Bobby F.

Top ten reasons Trick or treating is better than sex.

10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. The Person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning.

...and the #1 reason that trick-or-treating is better than sex...

1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door

MsOrange · 10-21-2005, 03:42 PM

FUNNY!

Superstar · 10-21-2005, 04:05 PM

dawsongirl · 10-21-2005, 09:02 PM

Chocolate is better than slobber. Much better.

Janice · 10-21-2005, 09:21 PM

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dandelion wine · 10-22-2005, 05:02 AM

I've gotta forward this to some friends.

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Bobby F. Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 30, 2004 Posts: 3,818	Top ten reasons Trick or Treating is better than sex Top ten reasons Trick or treating is better than sex. 10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy. 6. The Person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else. 5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months. 4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky. 3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the next morning. ...and the #1 reason that trick-or-treating is better than sex... 1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door

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