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Brett Ferino · 03-29-2001, 08:52 PM

What is it and why?

sami dg · 03-29-2001, 09:25 PM

I always loved it when Aunt Esther would call Fred a fish eyed fool. She is a very funny actress.

JunkDealer · 03-31-2001, 12:38 AM

"Hey you big dummy"! It would always bust me up when Fred would say that. Or when he wanted to fight and would yell "Put em up"! And throw his arms in the air. And you cant forget the "Elizbeth this is the big one. I'm comming to join you honey!"

JunkDealer

Big_Red · 07-31-2001, 10:59 AM

When Fred would say "What's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine."

08-01-2001, 03:02 AM

When Esther told Fred "Asketh and ye shall receiveth", and

Fred said : "You have just asketh and been turnedeth downeth, now why don't you go somplaceth elseth" LOL

LOL LOL LOL

shutupdummy · 01-05-2004, 09:24 PM

When fred just flat out says "shut up dummy" to Lamont. It is pretty rare , but when I hear that I can't stop laughing!

Can any of you tell me what episodes Fred says "shut up dummy" to lamont?

Let's see how much you know.

Thanks, Jeff

Brian · 01-05-2004, 09:27 PM

Any one of Fred's variations of saying, "How would you like one across your lip!" and any of his variations of calling Lamont or anyone else a dummy makes me crack up every time.

mooseface · 01-06-2004, 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shutupdummy
When fred just flat out says "shut up dummy" to Lamont. It is pretty rare , but when I hear that I can't stop laughing!

Can any of you tell me what episodes Fred says "shut up dummy" to lamont?

Well - one immediately jumps to mind - in the Japanese restaurant ep:

Fred: Ah-Choo, you're a good cook.

Lamont: You know, that's the first time I've ever heard you give anyone an honest compliment, pop.

Fred: Shut up dummy.

double-t · 01-06-2004, 11:09 AM

I like that one that was already posted about you have asketh and been turndowneth. That was hilarious!

I love any cracks that Fred makes about Esther. The one I really like is when he is drunk after overhearing Lamont telling Grady that he ran the place just as good as he did.

He looks over at Esther and says, "Why do you keep following me horsey?"

And when he thinks Lena Horne is at the door and it's really Esther. She tells him, "Hello, sucker." Fred comes back and says, "There must some mistake because this is not my Lena, this is somebody's hyena."

shutupdummy · 01-06-2004, 08:30 PM

Hey thanks mooseface! I remember that one. That was hilarious!!!

Anybody know of anymore episodes where Fred says "shut up dummy" to Lamont?

Quote:

Originally posted by mooseface
Well - one immediately jumps to mind - in the Japanese restaurant ep:

Fred: Ah-Choo, you're a good cook.

Lamont: You know, that's the first time I've ever heard you give anyone an honest compliment, pop.

Fred: Shut up dummy.

mooseface · 01-09-2004, 12:42 AM

...in the "Tower Power" ep.

Fred: Esther, every time I look at you, it makes me wish birth control was retroactive.

---

Lamont: Pop, do you have $25?
Fred: Do mice bark?

Goodgooglymoo · 01-10-2004, 03:21 PM

Fred - "If God had intended us to eat Puerto Rican food, he'd have given us Pepto-Bismol lined stomachs."

jeffreyb · 01-11-2004, 02:21 AM

When Woodrow makes a comment that Esther doesn't approve of
while they are at Fred's:

Esther: "Woodrow, you came here with teeth.............do you want
to leave with teeth?"

To this day, it's hilarious. LaWanda's facial is absolutely
CLASSIC.

Faceless16 · 04-12-2004, 05:05 PM

Esther, I could roll your face in some dough, and make gorilla cookies!!!

carsonfan · 04-13-2004, 11:19 AM

This was an episode from season 5 where Fred and Aunt Esther were locked up in chinese wristlocks thanks to Grady's magic trick. They were eating in the kitchen and they had to share a corn on the cob.

Aunt Esther: I would like some butter on my end.
Fred: Well what you want on the corn?

03-29-2001, 08:52 PM	#1
Brett Ferino Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 18, 2000 Location: PA Posts: 3,782	Fave Quote What is it and why?

08-01-2001, 03:02 AM	#5
RobNAtl Guest Posts: n/a	When Esther told Fred "Asketh and ye shall receiveth", and Fred said : "You have just asketh and been turnedeth downeth, now why don't you go somplaceth elseth" LOL LOL LOL LOL
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01-06-2004, 11:09 AM	#9
double-t Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 29, 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 48	I like that one that was already posted about you have asketh and been turndowneth. That was hilarious! I love any cracks that Fred makes about Esther. The one I really like is when he is drunk after overhearing Lamont telling Grady that he ran the place just as good as he did. He looks over at Esther and says, "Why do you keep following me horsey?" And when he thinks Lena Horne is at the door and it's really Esther. She tells him, "Hello, sucker." Fred comes back and says, "There must some mistake because this is not my Lena, this is somebody's hyena."
	__________________ Cousin Emma: Oh, you just wait and see the big breakfast I'm gonna fix you in the morning.

01-09-2004, 12:42 AM	#11
mooseface Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 05, 2003 Location: The Magic Fingers Massage Parlor at Manchester and Main Posts: 262	Couple of good ones tonight... ...in the "Tower Power" ep. Fred: Esther, every time I look at you, it makes me wish birth control was retroactive. --- Lamont: Pop, do you have $25? Fred: Do mice bark?

04-12-2004, 05:05 PM	#14
Faceless16 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Apr 12, 2004 Location: Arizona Posts: 7	Oh, this one is nuts... Esther, I could roll your face in some dough, and make gorilla cookies!!!

03-29-2001, 09:25 PM	#2
sami dg Mayfields pepsi man Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 13, 2000 Location: Alabama Posts: 433	I always loved it when Aunt Esther would call Fred a fish eyed fool. She is a very funny actress.

03-31-2001, 12:38 AM	#3
JunkDealer Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 30, 2001 Location: New Riegel, Ohio Posts: 19	"Hey you big dummy"! It would always bust me up when Fred would say that. Or when he wanted to fight and would yell "Put em up"! And throw his arms in the air. And you cant forget the "Elizbeth this is the big one. I'm comming to join you honey!" JunkDealer

07-31-2001, 10:59 AM	#4
Big_Red Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Jul 31, 2001 Location: Kansas City, KS Posts: 4	When Fred would say "What's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine."

01-05-2004, 09:24 PM	#6
shutupdummy Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 19, 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 36	When fred just flat out says "shut up dummy" to Lamont. It is pretty rare , but when I hear that I can't stop laughing! Can any of you tell me what episodes Fred says "shut up dummy" to lamont? Let's see how much you know. Thanks, Jeff

01-05-2004, 09:27 PM	#7
Brian Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jun 23, 2001 Posts: 20,451	Any one of Fred's variations of saying, "How would you like one across your lip!" and any of his variations of calling Lamont or anyone else a dummy makes me crack up every time.

01-10-2004, 03:21 PM	#12
Goodgooglymoo Member Forum Cub Join Date: Jan 10, 2004 Location: The South Posts: 2	Fred - "If God had intended us to eat Puerto Rican food, he'd have given us Pepto-Bismol lined stomachs."

01-11-2004, 02:21 AM	#13
jeffreyb Member Occasional Poster Join Date: May 17, 2003 Location: CAlifornia Posts: 9	When Woodrow makes a comment that Esther doesn't approve of while they are at Fred's: Esther: "Woodrow, you came here with teeth.............do you want to leave with teeth?" To this day, it's hilarious. LaWanda's facial is absolutely CLASSIC.

04-13-2004, 11:19 AM	#15
carsonfan Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 31, 2003 Posts: 155	This was an episode from season 5 where Fred and Aunt Esther were locked up in chinese wristlocks thanks to Grady's magic trick. They were eating in the kitchen and they had to share a corn on the cob. Aunt Esther: I would like some butter on my end. Fred: Well what you want on the corn?