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Tracy-Prinze · 04-07-2001, 06:22 PM

what is your favorite quote from aunt esther?

04-07-2001, 07:28 PM

My favorite was a line she had where Fred and his pals were sitting around(I'm not sure of the exact situation) in tuxedos and fine clothes and were drinking for some reason. She said words like, "Fred Sanford, the Bible says, 'thou shalt not get drunketh with wine'". And Fred looks at her and says, "What does it say about scotch".
Another one was where(I don't remember the situation) Ester said to Fred, "Your behind is mine, and I'm the lawnmower". And she chased Fred out of the room.

IGNTBone · 04-07-2001, 10:47 PM

"Woodrow, you came here with teeth ... Do you wanna be leavin' with teeth?"

DeDe · 04-08-2001, 02:50 AM

my favorite is:
watch it you little beedie eyed fool

sami dg · 04-08-2001, 11:11 AM

Its gotta be "Fred, you fish-eyed fool!"

ThomasE · 05-17-2001, 07:12 PM

Mine is "Watch it, Sucka"!

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Fred to Cal: With Elizabeth I would, with Esther, (he looks at her)I wouldn't.

Esther: Don't you worry about wouldn't. You so old you couldn't.

EdBrownJr · 05-20-2001, 07:49 PM

Fred "Shut up Dummy".

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GET OUT OF MY GARAGE!!!

ThomasE · 05-30-2001, 09:25 PM

Aunt Esther to Fred:I'll knock you so far down in your socks, you'll think you wearing a turtleneck sweater!

ThomasE · 05-30-2001, 09:38 PM

Esther: Back in my day, a man would get down on his knees and propose.

Fred: Back in your day, America was a forest.
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Fred: To Elizabeth, I would say "I do" , but to Esther, I wouldn't.

Esther: Don't you worry about wouldn't, you so old you couldn't.

Big_Red · 07-31-2001, 10:51 AM

"Watch it, Sucka"

Tiger32 · 01-15-2002, 12:22 AM

I liked it when she would call Fred "you old heathen" because he would not go to church and because he got angry when she would bring the ladies from the church to his house. But Fred always had a comeback, his best one was "They should dip your face in dough and make some gorilla cookies".

Tracy · 03-19-2002, 10:05 AM

Favorite quote: What it sucka!

Da_Diva001 · 06-04-2002, 01:40 PM

My favorite Aunt Esther Line is: Watch it, Sucka! and then she would fill the spirit and say: Oh, Glory Hallejuah!!!

pontoon · 06-04-2002, 03:34 PM

...isn't on Sanford & Son, but rather 'Shakes the Clown'!

Unfortunately...the quote is somewhat 'R-rated', so I'll have to restrain myself.

If you ask...I'll post an edited version. But, after all...you're looking for 'Aunt Esther' quotes.

pontoon

W.J. Griffin · 09-25-2002, 01:22 PM

My favorite Fred-and-Esther exchange:

Lamont: Pop, you've gotta quit insulting everybody! These are your friends and they love you!

Esther: Yeah. I coulda called you a "fish-eyed fool", but I didn't!

Fred: And I could've called you a fat-back, monkey-faced gorrilla, But I DIDN't....but I WILL, you fat-back, monkey-faced ape!!

04-07-2001, 06:22 PM	#1
Tracy-Prinze Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 23, 2001 Location: california Posts: 725	Aunt Esther!!!!!! what is your favorite quote ????? what is your favorite quote from aunt esther?

04-07-2001, 07:28 PM	#2
D. Ternowski Guest Posts: n/a	My favorite was a line she had where Fred and his pals were sitting around(I'm not sure of the exact situation) in tuxedos and fine clothes and were drinking for some reason. She said words like, "Fred Sanford, the Bible says, 'thou shalt not get drunketh with wine'". And Fred looks at her and says, "What does it say about scotch". Another one was where(I don't remember the situation) Ester said to Fred, "Your behind is mine, and I'm the lawnmower". And she chased Fred out of the room.
D. Ternowski Guest Posts: n/a

01-15-2002, 12:22 AM	#11
Tiger32 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 14, 2002 Posts: 624	I liked it when she would call Fred "you old heathen" because he would not go to church and because he got angry when she would bring the ladies from the church to his house. But Fred always had a comeback, his best one was "They should dip your face in dough and make some gorilla cookies".
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03-19-2002, 10:05 AM	#12
Tracy Member Occasional Poster Join Date: May 24, 2000 Location: Indianapolis, IN 46218 Posts: 38	Esther Favorite quote: What it sucka!

06-04-2002, 03:34 PM	#14
pontoon ~~VOTE GOAT!~~ Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 30, 2002 Location: Ba-a-a-a-a-ck at work. Posts: 219	MY favorite LaWanda Page quote... ...isn't on Sanford & Son, but rather 'Shakes the Clown'! Unfortunately...the quote is somewhat 'R-rated', so I'll have to restrain myself. If you ask...I'll post an edited version. But, after all...you're looking for 'Aunt Esther' quotes. pontoon Attached Images

04-07-2001, 10:47 PM	#3
IGNTBone Member Senior Member Join Date: May 03, 2000 Location: Tequesta, FL Posts: 1,201	"Woodrow, you came here with teeth ... Do you wanna be leavin' with teeth?"

04-08-2001, 02:50 AM	#4
DeDe Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 28, 2001 Location: california Posts: 342	my favorite is: watch it you little beedie eyed fool

04-08-2001, 11:11 AM	#5
sami dg Mayfields pepsi man Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 13, 2000 Location: Alabama Posts: 433	Its gotta be "Fred, you fish-eyed fool!"

05-17-2001, 07:12 PM	#6
ThomasE Member Moderator Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 04, 2000 Location: New York, New York, U.S.A. Posts: 10,857	Mine is "Watch it, Sucka"! ------------------------------ Fred to Cal: With Elizabeth I would, with Esther, (he looks at her)I wouldn't. Esther: Don't you worry about wouldn't. You so old you couldn't.

05-20-2001, 07:49 PM	#7
EdBrownJr Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 08, 2001 Location: Jersey City, NJ Posts: 1,247	Fred "Shut up Dummy". ------------------ GET OUT OF MY GARAGE!!!

05-30-2001, 09:25 PM	#8
ThomasE Member Moderator Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 04, 2000 Location: New York, New York, U.S.A. Posts: 10,857	Aunt Esther to Fred:I'll knock you so far down in your socks, you'll think you wearing a turtleneck sweater!

05-30-2001, 09:38 PM	#9
ThomasE Member Moderator Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 04, 2000 Location: New York, New York, U.S.A. Posts: 10,857	Esther: Back in my day, a man would get down on his knees and propose. Fred: Back in your day, America was a forest. --------------- Fred: To Elizabeth, I would say "I do" , but to Esther, I wouldn't. Esther: Don't you worry about wouldn't, you so old you couldn't.

07-31-2001, 10:51 AM	#10
Big_Red Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Jul 31, 2001 Location: Kansas City, KS Posts: 4	"Watch it, Sucka"

06-04-2002, 01:40 PM	#13
Da_Diva001 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 21, 2002 Location: Detroit, Michigan Posts: 72	My favorite Aunt Esther Line is: Watch it, Sucka! and then she would fill the spirit and say: Oh, Glory Hallejuah!!!

09-25-2002, 01:22 PM	#15
W.J. Griffin Member Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 29, 2002 Posts: 527	My favorite Fred-and-Esther exchange: Lamont: Pop, you've gotta quit insulting everybody! These are your friends and they love you! Esther: Yeah. I coulda called you a "fish-eyed fool", but I didn't! Fred: And I could've called you a fat-back, monkey-faced gorrilla, But I DIDN't....but I WILL, you fat-back, monkey-faced ape!!