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Bobby F. · 10-17-2005, 10:33 AM

No Spikka Inglish.

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at
first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say
the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this Country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex
lives...... "
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'
abouta sexa?
I'm justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

Brian Damage · 10-17-2005, 11:17 AM

80s_Fan · 10-17-2005, 11:26 AM

That's a good one; keep them coming....

Courtnee · 10-17-2005, 01:34 PM

consentida · 10-17-2005, 03:47 PM

That's too funny.

YoliUSA · 10-17-2005, 04:06 PM

Cactus Jack · 10-17-2005, 06:56 PM

rusyd · 10-17-2005, 07:27 PM

Southern Hellraiser · 10-17-2005, 08:59 PM

10-17-2005, 10:33 AM	#1
Bobby F. Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 30, 2004 Posts: 3,818	No Spikka Inglish No Spikka Inglish. A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this Country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives...... " "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

10-17-2005, 11:17 AM	#2
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10-17-2005, 11:26 AM	#3
80s_Fan Healthcare_Clerk Senior Member Join Date: May 26, 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 1,697	Good One That's a good one; keep them coming....

10-17-2005, 01:34 PM	#4
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10-17-2005, 03:47 PM	#5
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10-17-2005, 08:59 PM	#9
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