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swedeace · 10-16-2005, 02:19 AM

What's yours?

http://www.badcookie.com

Mine is:

"You can not fall off the floor."

Hollow · 10-16-2005, 02:26 AM

"You have little understanding of the arts and music."

up yours, man. ironic that i got that one.

sara · 10-16-2005, 02:48 AM

"You are heading for a land of darkness" that's comforting

Southern Hellraiser · 10-16-2005, 06:24 AM

That's probably true.

theshark8777 · 10-16-2005, 09:31 AM

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robyrob · 10-16-2005, 12:58 PM

I LOVE FORTUNE COOKIESES!!!

Tuesday Weld · 10-16-2005, 04:16 PM

"Depart from the path which fate has assigned you, or you will die a hideous death."

I didn't expect that.

Ambear · 10-16-2005, 07:38 PM

"You can not fall off the floor." okay...

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 10-16-2005, 08:39 PM

You are not one of the people who "goes places in life."

Hellz yia, first factual fortune I've ever gotten.

Courtnee · 10-16-2005, 08:43 PM

"Idleness is hoilday of the wise."

InspectorExstead · 10-16-2005, 08:50 PM

"Those who fail to properly take care of cars and trucks risk being run over while asleep in bed."

robyrob · 10-16-2005, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ambear

"You can not fall off the floor." okay...

sure you can - you're just not doing it right.

Ireneparalegal · 10-16-2005, 10:33 PM

"Now is not the time to start something new" I guess having an affair is out then...

10-16-2005, 02:19 AM	#1
swedeace Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 22, 2003 Posts: 9,009	Twisted Cookie Fortune What's yours? http://www.badcookie.com Mine is: "You can not fall off the floor."

10-16-2005, 02:48 AM	#3
sara Member Senior Member Join Date: May 21, 2002 Location: grandville michigan Posts: 2,296	"You are heading for a land of darkness" that's comforting
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10-16-2005, 06:24 AM	#4
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10-16-2005, 09:31 AM	#5
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10-16-2005, 12:58 PM	#6
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10-16-2005, 02:26 AM	#2
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	"You have little understanding of the arts and music." up yours, man. ironic that i got that one.

10-16-2005, 04:16 PM	#7
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10-16-2005, 07:38 PM	#8
Ambear ☮We All Shine On☮ Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 04, 2004 Location: Somewhere Over The Rainbow Posts: 4,781	"You can not fall off the floor." okay...
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10-16-2005, 08:39 PM	#9
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10-16-2005, 08:43 PM	#10
Courtnee MAN VS SAMMICH. Forum Star Join Date: Mar 23, 2005 Location: Louisiana Posts: 16,413	"Idleness is hoilday of the wise."
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10-16-2005, 08:50 PM	#11
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10-16-2005, 10:33 PM	#13
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