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bansogirl · 10-15-2005, 06:03 PM

Hey ya'll!
What do ya'll think was the best diss on Good Times? To me, personally, I think the best diss was during the "Michael's Romance" episode. Remember the scene where Michael took the covers away from JJ and went to sleep on the chair? Here's the diss:

JJ: Michael, you're leaving me indecently exposed.
Michael: JJ, everytime you show your face you're indecently exposed.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....

Ireneparalegal · 10-15-2005, 06:11 PM

THEE BEST ONE: I posted this before when we had a discussion abt this.

Maddog: "Thelma???!!?? Where did you get a name like 'Thelma'?"
Thelma: "When I was born, my mama took one look at me and decided to call me Thelma. Just like when your mama took one look at YOU and decided to call YOU MADDOG!!"

GARFIELDKOOL · 10-15-2005, 06:59 PM

J.J. : (agreeing with James foolishly) "Yeah, How Come!"

James: Junior, one more how come out of you, and you're gonna wonder how come you not in the same room with your teeth!"

bansogirl · 10-15-2005, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

THEE BEST ONE: I posted this before when we had a discussion abt this.

Maddog: "Thelma???!!?? Where did you get a name like 'Thelma'?"
Thelma: "When I was born, my mama took one look at me and decided to call me Thelma. Just like when your mama took one look at YOU and decided to call YOU MADDOG!!"

I remember that!

I remember when I watched that, I was like OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - GO THELMA!

craftman · 10-16-2005, 12:19 AM

One of the best...

JJ - Henrietta digs sweets, and I am the Almond Joy of her life.

Thelma - Yeah that's right, a BIG NUT covered with chocolate!

craftman · 10-16-2005, 12:22 AM

Another one...

JJ - It's a cold, ugly world out there I'll have to face.

Thelma - And with your face out there, it'll be COLDER AND UGLIER!

sdb7373 · 10-17-2005, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by GARFIELDKOOL

J.J. : (agreeing with James foolishly) "Yeah, How Come!"

James: Junior, one more how come out of you, and you're gonna wonder how come you not in the same room with your teeth!"

OMG...I fell out laughing when I heard that one. James could always tell somebody off. It was funny. Oh and remember the episode when they ate some bad meet from Borgens Market and James and Florida went down to the market to talk to the manager. James went off on that man. Florida was trying to pull him back away from the guy and James said "No I wanna Off him" meaning he wanted to really get rid of him...lol I was laughing so hard. Then he said "Man if you dont get this store in shape soon Im gonna have you stretched out from frozen foods to canned goods"..LMAO!!!

Chain Gang Member · 10-17-2005, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

THEE BEST ONE: I posted this before when we had a discussion abt this.

Maddog: "Thelma???!!?? Where did you get a name like 'Thelma'?"
Thelma: "When I was born, my mama took one look at me and decided to call me Thelma. Just like when your mama took one look at YOU and decided to call YOU MADDOG!!"

Definently

nerrad · 10-18-2005, 07:09 AM

"SKANK"

Brieannas21 · 10-18-2005, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by GARFIELDKOOL

J.J. : (agreeing with James foolishly) "Yeah, How Come!"

James: Junior, one more how come out of you, and you're gonna wonder how come you not in the same room with your teeth!"

Yeah that's a good one

hch · 10-19-2005, 12:18 PM

From "Cousin Cleatus"

J.J.: FBI, CIA, Man we're getting alphabeted to death here. One more alphabet and I' outta here
THELMA: A B C D E F G! And don't let the door hit you on the way out!

From "Black jesus"

J.J.: I just had divine thoughts on my mind.
THELMA: And for J.J., that's a first.
J.J.: Having divine thoughts?
THELMA: No, Having a mind!

Willona's classic line "Later for you!"

And others:

FLORIDA: Bookman, I want you to take a look at our door.
BOOKMAN: What's wrong with it?
FLORIDA: YOU! You're on the wrong side of it, GET OUT!

WILLONA: I got it straight from the horse's mouth
JAMES: I kinda always thought of you as the other end of the horse.

BOOKMAN: I'll Put it on my list.
FLORIDA: Bookman, we have you on OUR list.

ALDERMAN DAVIS: Florida, you don;t mind fixing some of your birds for the rally, don;t you?
FLORIDA: Oh, I would love to give you the bird.

ThomasE · 10-25-2005, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by nerrad

"SKANK"

Savanah: Sucka. (to James)
James: SKANK!

10-15-2005, 06:03 PM	#1
bansogirl Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 19, 2005 Posts: 231	Best "diss" on GT Hey ya'll! What do ya'll think was the best diss on Good Times? To me, personally, I think the best diss was during the "Michael's Romance" episode. Remember the scene where Michael took the covers away from JJ and went to sleep on the chair? Here's the diss: JJ: Michael, you're leaving me indecently exposed. Michael: JJ, everytime you show your face you're indecently exposed. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....

10-15-2005, 06:11 PM	#2
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	THEE BEST ONE: I posted this before when we had a discussion abt this. Maddog: "Thelma???!!?? Where did you get a name like 'Thelma'?" Thelma: "When I was born, my mama took one look at me and decided to call me Thelma. Just like when your mama took one look at YOU and decided to call YOU MADDOG!!"
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10-19-2005, 12:18 PM	#11
hch Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jun 07, 2001 Location: Montross, VA 22520 Posts: 984	Funny disses From "Cousin Cleatus" J.J.: FBI, CIA, Man we're getting alphabeted to death here. One more alphabet and I' outta here THELMA: A B C D E F G! And don't let the door hit you on the way out! From "Black jesus" J.J.: I just had divine thoughts on my mind. THELMA: And for J.J., that's a first. J.J.: Having divine thoughts? THELMA: No, Having a mind! Willona's classic line "Later for you!" And others: FLORIDA: Bookman, I want you to take a look at our door. BOOKMAN: What's wrong with it? FLORIDA: YOU! You're on the wrong side of it, GET OUT! WILLONA: I got it straight from the horse's mouth JAMES: I kinda always thought of you as the other end of the horse. BOOKMAN: I'll Put it on my list. FLORIDA: Bookman, we have you on OUR list. ALDERMAN DAVIS: Florida, you don;t mind fixing some of your birds for the rally, don;t you? FLORIDA: Oh, I would love to give you the bird.
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10-15-2005, 06:59 PM	#3
GARFIELDKOOL Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 02, 2004 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 7,204	J.J. : (agreeing with James foolishly) "Yeah, How Come!" James: Junior, one more how come out of you, and you're gonna wonder how come you not in the same room with your teeth!"

10-16-2005, 12:19 AM	#5
craftman Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Posts: 553	One of the best... JJ - Henrietta digs sweets, and I am the Almond Joy of her life. Thelma - Yeah that's right, a BIG NUT covered with chocolate!

10-16-2005, 12:22 AM	#6
craftman Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Posts: 553	Another one... JJ - It's a cold, ugly world out there I'll have to face. Thelma - And with your face out there, it'll be COLDER AND UGLIER!

10-18-2005, 07:09 AM	#9
nerrad Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 06, 2003 Location: pfunkytown Posts: 1,253	"SKANK"