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Janice Johnson · 10-15-2005, 01:19 PM

Songs that have bad advice?

I have some songs that have bad advice.

Debbie Gibson-Play The Field

She is singing this song in the 80's and remember this is the time AIDS was first becoming an epidemic and she is singing this song that impressionable teens and even young children as young as 5 are listening.

Debbie Gibson-We Could Be Together.

She gives THREE inklings of BAD advice in this song. The first one. She says that she will push away her boyfriend's love for the chance to be with someone else. She is pushing away a sure love for someone she isn't even sure about. The second one. She says that she will ignore the world's advice about the guy. Um, if EVERYONE is telling you that the guy is bad news, I think you should think twice. it's not one or two people, it's EVERYONE telling her the guy is bad news. That's a pretty good odd that the guy is bad. The third bad advice. She says if you say jump she'd say how high. So she is saying that she wants to be subservient , ruled, dominated, and controlled by her crush(who is not her boyfriend, this is the guy she will dump for her boyfriend).

Bobby McFerrin-don't Worry Be Happy

Bad advice: You haven't paid your rent and it's due, don't worry be happy. This would be THE PERFECT time to worrry!(I got this from a TV show called Worst Music Videos Ever", and they pointed this out. I never thought of the song that way until i watched the show).

theanswerman · 10-21-2005, 07:33 PM

omg. shes going to hellllllllllllll

Steve M. · 10-21-2005, 09:02 PM

"F--- the Police" by the MC5 - I don't think you wanna do that!

Nighthawk76 · 10-21-2005, 09:18 PM

Every single song by Guns N' Roses.

Though they rock anyways!

robyrob · 10-21-2005, 10:17 PM

Van Halen's "Jump!"

Janice Johnson · 10-31-2005, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by robyrob

Van Halen's "Jump!"

You mean the part where he says, "Go ahead and jump"

Steve M. · 11-24-2005, 04:38 PM

"Disco Inferno" by the Trammps - doesn't it celebrate arson?

"Burn the mother down!"

Steve M. · 11-25-2005, 08:08 PM

Also, Queen's "Tie Your Mother Down." Nuff sed.

ABlairican Pie · 11-25-2005, 10:32 PM

"You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive:

And now I'm feelin' better,
'Cause I found out for sure.
She took me to her doctor
And he told me of a cure.
He said that any love is good love
So I took what I could get mmh,
Oooh, oooh she looked at me with big brown eyes
And said:
You ain't seen nothin' yet,
B-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen nothin' yet,
Here's something that you never gonna forget,
B-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen nothin' yet.

And just who is the name of this penecillin-dispensing quack??

EmoJoe · 11-25-2005, 11:51 PM

Before He Cheats- Carrie Underwood
Someone cheated on her, so then she goes and destroys his car by hitting with a bat and putting holes in the tires

Its still a great song, though

10-15-2005, 01:19 PM	#1
Janice Johnson Commercial Lover Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 30, 2003 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 4,738	Songs that have bad advice Songs that have bad advice? I have some songs that have bad advice. Debbie Gibson-Play The Field She is singing this song in the 80's and remember this is the time AIDS was first becoming an epidemic and she is singing this song that impressionable teens and even young children as young as 5 are listening. Debbie Gibson-We Could Be Together. She gives THREE inklings of BAD advice in this song. The first one. She says that she will push away her boyfriend's love for the chance to be with someone else. She is pushing away a sure love for someone she isn't even sure about. The second one. She says that she will ignore the world's advice about the guy. Um, if EVERYONE is telling you that the guy is bad news, I think you should think twice. it's not one or two people, it's EVERYONE telling her the guy is bad news. That's a pretty good odd that the guy is bad. The third bad advice. She says if you say jump she'd say how high. So she is saying that she wants to be subservient , ruled, dominated, and controlled by her crush(who is not her boyfriend, this is the guy she will dump for her boyfriend). Bobby McFerrin-don't Worry Be Happy Bad advice: You haven't paid your rent and it's due, don't worry be happy. This would be THE PERFECT time to worrry!(I got this from a TV show called Worst Music Videos Ever", and they pointed this out. I never thought of the song that way until i watched the show).

10-21-2005, 07:33 PM	#2
theanswerman OMGWTFLOLZ Senior Member Join Date: Jun 04, 2003 Location: i lurve you! (israel) Posts: 2,636	omg. shes going to hellllllllllllll
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10-21-2005, 09:02 PM	#3
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10-21-2005, 10:17 PM	#5
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11-25-2005, 10:32 PM	#9
ABlairican Pie Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 Location: Living where cats reign more Supreme than a pizza. Posts: 31,620	"You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive: And now I'm feelin' better, 'Cause I found out for sure. She took me to her doctor And he told me of a cure. He said that any love is good love So I took what I could get mmh, Oooh, oooh she looked at me with big brown eyes And said: You ain't seen nothin' yet, B-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen nothin' yet, Here's something that you never gonna forget, B-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen nothin' yet. And just who is the name of this penecillin-dispensing quack??
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10-21-2005, 09:18 PM	#4
Nighthawk76 Rachel Berry Forum Celebrity Join Date: Feb 28, 2003 Location: Illinois Posts: 23,254	Every single song by Guns N' Roses. Though they rock anyways!

11-24-2005, 04:38 PM	#7
Steve M. Back on the road to reality Forum Superstar Join Date: Nov 07, 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 33,287	"Disco Inferno" by the Trammps - doesn't it celebrate arson? "Burn the mother down!"

11-25-2005, 08:08 PM	#8
Steve M. Back on the road to reality Forum Superstar Join Date: Nov 07, 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 33,287	Also, Queen's "Tie Your Mother Down." Nuff sed.

11-25-2005, 11:51 PM	#10
EmoJoe Cool cool cool Forum Addict Join Date: Apr 23, 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 71,478	Before He Cheats- Carrie Underwood Someone cheated on her, so then she goes and destroys his car by hitting with a bat and putting holes in the tires Its still a great song, though
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