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Bobby F. · 10-13-2005, 03:02 PM

Five Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at
home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up
and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make
you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can
trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is great
in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women
don't know each other.

Kay Scarpetta · 10-13-2005, 03:12 PM

that's funny.

Stormtracker TF · 10-13-2005, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby F.

Five Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at
home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up
and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make
you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can
trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is great
in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women
don't know each other.

LOL

Courtnee · 10-13-2005, 05:32 PM

TEEHEE~!!!!

TJL · 10-13-2005, 05:33 PM

Good one.

Southern Hellraiser · 10-13-2005, 06:16 PM

robyrob · 10-13-2005, 06:31 PM

...it would probably be easier if they all had the same name too - avoid slip-ups.

Hollow · 10-13-2005, 06:49 PM

Bobby F. · 10-13-2005, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by robyrob

...it would probably be easier if they all had the same name too - avoid slip-ups.

That is a real good piece of advice.

Stormtracker TF · 10-13-2005, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by robyrob

...it would probably be easier if they all had the same name too - avoid slip-ups.

DUDE.

Ireneparalegal · 10-13-2005, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby F.

That is a real good piece of advice.

And five good pieces of *$#@!? LMAO!!!!!!

Penny Lane · 10-13-2005, 07:44 PM

MsOrange · 10-13-2005, 10:42 PM

JeffRuss1972 · 10-14-2005, 12:10 AM

Holly · 10-14-2005, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby F.

Five Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at
home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up
and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make
you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can
trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is great
in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women
don't know each other.

Thats so true

Its hard to find a guy/or girl to do any of that! My man is great to me and im great to him.. We do all that ! When I'm with him on weekends... hehe

10-13-2005, 03:02 PM	#1
Bobby F. Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 30, 2004 Posts: 3,818	Five Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship Five Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who is great in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.

10-13-2005, 03:12 PM	#2
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10-13-2005, 05:32 PM	#4
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