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Ireneparalegal · 10-10-2005, 12:57 PM

sex.

1. Everybody looks ugly naked
2. Let's go ahead and turn off the lights
3. ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Bobby F. · 10-10-2005, 01:29 PM

Calling out someone elses name!!

Kay Scarpetta · 10-10-2005, 01:35 PM

You need to shave.

Bobby F. · 10-10-2005, 01:36 PM

Are you done yet??

Ireneparalegal · 10-10-2005, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kay Scarpetta

You need to shave.

to the man or to the woman???? LMAO

peter may · 10-10-2005, 02:00 PM

Do you want it hard and rough?

Ireneparalegal · 10-10-2005, 02:01 PM

Do you smell something burning??????

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup · 10-10-2005, 03:01 PM

I've had better..

James"Thunder"Early · 10-10-2005, 03:26 PM

Let's hurry up and get this over with

The Chauffeur · 10-10-2005, 03:45 PM

Can you hand me the tv remote?

Courtnee · 10-10-2005, 05:10 PM

"what smells like fish?"
"I need to call mom"
"I wonder whose on Letterman tonight..."

TJL · 10-10-2005, 05:19 PM

Do I know you?

Ow! You're on my hair!

Number 9 Dream · 10-10-2005, 08:14 PM

"I guess now would be the time to tell you about my venereal disease"

swedeace · 10-10-2005, 08:28 PM

Trying to think of something hilarious.... *thinks*

"Your technique reminds me of an ex's?"

Ireneparalegal · 10-10-2005, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rock Princess

"what smells like fish?"
"I need to call mom"
"I wonder whose on Letterman tonight..."

"What smells like fish??"!!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

10-10-2005, 12:57 PM	#1
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10-10-2005, 01:35 PM	#3
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10-10-2005, 03:26 PM	#9
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10-10-2005, 03:45 PM	#10
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10-10-2005, 05:10 PM	#11
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10-10-2005, 01:29 PM	#2
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10-10-2005, 01:36 PM	#4
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10-10-2005, 02:00 PM	#6
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10-10-2005, 02:01 PM	#7
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10-10-2005, 03:01 PM	#8
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10-10-2005, 05:19 PM	#12
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10-10-2005, 08:14 PM	#13
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10-10-2005, 08:28 PM	#14
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