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Bobby F. · 10-10-2005, 09:44 AM

> Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke,
> when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off
> the end,
> puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
>
> Maude: What in the hell is that?
>
> Mable: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
>
> Maude: Where did you get it?
>
> Mable: You can get them at any drugstore
>
> The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces
> to
> the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously
> embarrassed,
> looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but
> very delicately
> asks what brand of condom she prefers.
>
> "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel"
>
> The pharmacist fainted.

swedeace · 10-10-2005, 09:57 AM

LOL!

Céline · 10-10-2005, 10:00 AM

Southern Hellraiser · 10-10-2005, 12:30 PM

Superstar · 10-10-2005, 02:41 PM

Courtnee · 10-10-2005, 04:38 PM

haha

YoliUSA · 10-10-2005, 04:56 PM

Nighthawk76 · 10-10-2005, 05:02 PM

Karen* · 10-10-2005, 06:12 PM

OMG.

80s_Fan · 10-10-2005, 06:15 PM

Cactus Jack · 10-10-2005, 06:52 PM

10-10-2005, 09:44 AM	#1
Bobby F. Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 30, 2004 Posts: 3,818	The Condom > Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, > when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off > the end, > puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. > > Maude: What in the hell is that? > > Mable: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. > > Maude: Where did you get it? > > Mable: You can get them at any drugstore > > The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces > to > the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously > embarrassed, > looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but > very delicately > asks what brand of condom she prefers. > > "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel" > > The pharmacist fainted.

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