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Chocoholic · 10-07-2005, 03:20 PM

Two words: Blackout Buggins

Rebel Jess · 10-07-2005, 09:24 PM

When he teaches Antonio how to dance for that cruise he has to go on....he's a pretty good dancer!!

RoryHackett · 10-08-2005, 02:57 AM

in "Nuptials Off" when he says to Helen "once you get there, do talk to *senior Pepe* (...) tell him «the donkey is death» (?)" I mean... what?!

McFly121 · 10-09-2005, 02:31 AM

"If it's green it's trouble. If it's fried get double."

"Where'd I hear that? Oh yeah, I read it on the back of a box of condoms."

"I got this switch that cuts off the brake lights on my car. Whenever I see a BMW or a Mercedes behind me I flip the switch, slam on the brakes and cash a check. (Weezy laugh) I know what you're thinking...and I don't care."

"Whenever I have a blind date I tell 'em to wait for me on the curb. That way I can cruise by, check out the merchandise, if I don't like what I see I leave 'em in a trail of tire dust."

"Mather, a group of cub scouts heave-ho'd all over plane 2. Get your butt out there and hose it off!"

"Mather, get out there and fix my altimeter or I'll can your lazy butt!"

Kristen · 10-09-2005, 06:07 PM

One of my favorites:

Roy:Party's at Joe's house. Be there or be stupid. Lowell, you can be both.

All the ones everyone else's mentioning are great, too!

Chocoholic · 10-13-2005, 04:37 PM

Those are all great moments too.

Another great Roy moment is when he tricked the gang into digging that hole for him in his backyard. Classic Wings!

10-07-2005, 03:20 PM	#1
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Rebel Jess Modern Day Drifter Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 07, 2005 Location: Texas, USA Posts: 138	When he teaches Antonio how to dance for that cruise he has to go on....he's a pretty good dancer!!
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10-08-2005, 02:57 AM	#3
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10-09-2005, 02:31 AM	#4
McFly121 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 18, 2004 Location: calif Posts: 812	"If it's green it's trouble. If it's fried get double." "Where'd I hear that? Oh yeah, I read it on the back of a box of condoms." "I got this switch that cuts off the brake lights on my car. Whenever I see a BMW or a Mercedes behind me I flip the switch, slam on the brakes and cash a check. (Weezy laugh) I know what you're thinking...and I don't care." "Whenever I have a blind date I tell 'em to wait for me on the curb. That way I can cruise by, check out the merchandise, if I don't like what I see I leave 'em in a trail of tire dust." "Mather, a group of cub scouts heave-ho'd all over plane 2. Get your butt out there and hose it off!" "Mather, get out there and fix my altimeter or I'll can your lazy butt!"
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10-09-2005, 06:07 PM	#5
Kristen Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 17, 2000 Location: New York, USA Posts: 4,042	One of my favorites: Roy:Party's at Joe's house. Be there or be stupid. Lowell, you can be both. All the ones everyone else's mentioning are great, too!
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10-13-2005, 04:37 PM	#6
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Those are all great moments too. Another great Roy moment is when he tricked the gang into digging that hole for him in his backyard. Classic Wings!