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Bobby F. · 10-06-2005, 02:55 PM

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the nearest
>hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.
>Seeing the Lord, she asked, "Is My Time Up?" The Lord said, "No! You
>have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
>
>Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
>face-lift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. Since she had so much more
>time to live, she figured she might as well look good. After her last
>operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street
>on her way home, she was hit and killed by an ambulance.
>
>Arriving in front of the Lord again, she demanded, "I thought you said I
>had another 40 some years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of
>that ambulance?"
>
>The Lord replied, "Girrrlllll, I didn't even recognize You!"
>

Courtnee · 10-06-2005, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby F.

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the nearest
>hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.
>Seeing the Lord, she asked, "Is My Time Up?" The Lord said, "No! You
>have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
>
>Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
>face-lift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. Since she had so much more
>time to live, she figured she might as well look good. After her last
>operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street
>on her way home, she was hit and killed by an ambulance.
>
>Arriving in front of the Lord again, she demanded, "I thought you said I
>had another 40 some years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of
>that ambulance?"
>
>The Lord replied, "Girrrlllll, I didn't even recognize You!"
>

Number 9 Dream · 10-06-2005, 09:21 PM

LMFAO!!!!!

Cactus Jack · 10-06-2005, 09:23 PM

Southern Hellraiser · 10-06-2005, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby F.

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the nearest
>hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.
>Seeing the Lord, she asked, "Is My Time Up?" The Lord said, "No! You
>have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
>
>Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
>face-lift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. Since she had so much more
>time to live, she figured she might as well look good. After her last
>operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street
>on her way home, she was hit and killed by an ambulance.
>
>Arriving in front of the Lord again, she demanded, "I thought you said I
>had another 40 some years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of
>that ambulance?"
>
>The Lord replied, "Girrrlllll, I didn't even recognize You!"
>

Janice · 10-06-2005, 10:59 PM

MsOrange · 10-07-2005, 12:45 PM

that's ****in hilarious!!!

Chocoholic · 10-07-2005, 03:27 PM

Good one!

10-06-2005, 02:55 PM	#1
Bobby F. Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 30, 2004 Posts: 3,818	A Good One!! A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the nearest >hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. >Seeing the Lord, she asked, "Is My Time Up?" The Lord said, "No! You >have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." > >Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a >face-lift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. Since she had so much more >time to live, she figured she might as well look good. After her last >operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street >on her way home, she was hit and killed by an ambulance. > >Arriving in front of the Lord again, she demanded, "I thought you said I >had another 40 some years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of >that ambulance?" > >The Lord replied, "Girrrlllll, I didn't even recognize You!" >

10-06-2005, 09:21 PM	#3
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10-07-2005, 12:45 PM	#7
MsOrange Bringin' Sexy Back Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 27, 2004 Posts: 6,133	that's ****in hilarious!!!

10-07-2005, 03:27 PM	#8
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