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Chain Gang Member · 10-05-2005, 10:27 AM

Where Dan donated to the sperm bank and his sperm was rejected.Then to have a retest,Dan had to give up sex for 2 weeks.At the end they made a mistake and then Dan said "I don't have a date and it's 3:00 AM.Christine said "run for your life" which had all the girls run out of the restaurant.Dan then looked at the guys.That made Harry say "better safe then sorry" which had al the guys run out.Then the sperm lady had him follow her,but then a robber stopped Dan,and he said "thank you" which made the robber confused

ekkostar · 10-05-2005, 12:18 PM

I felt bad for Dan! Poor guy! 2 weeks is like a lifetime for him!

Chain Gang Member · 10-05-2005, 03:00 PM

So true

ekkostar · 10-05-2005, 03:37 PM

I also like the 'Dan's Operation' arc, the 'Hurricane' arc and 'Giving Thanks'.

JeffRuss1972 · 10-06-2005, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ekkostar

I also like the 'Dan's Operation' arc, the 'Hurricane' arc and 'Giving Thanks'.

Those are my 3 favorite NC episodes so far.

ekkostar · 10-06-2005, 08:52 PM

Dan's lounge outfit rules.

Purple smoking jacket and red PJs.

Chain Gang Member · 10-07-2005, 10:18 AM

HE was great in last night's episode because when it was almost midnight,he read the paper as fast as he could so they could get all the cases done and he could get it on with Sheila.They might have might got all the cases done in time,but Sheila dumped DAn for that guy who took forever to end his story.Poor Dan

ekkostar · 10-07-2005, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Chain Gang Member

HE was great in last night's episode because when it was almost midnight,he read the paper as fast as he could so they could get all the cases done and he could get it on with Sheila.They might have might got all the cases done in time,but Sheila dumped DAn for that guy who took forever to end his story.Poor Dan

I still don't understand why Dan would want anything to do with Sheila... she only seems to come around to murder him with sex in some way!

JJ4EVER · 10-09-2005, 01:39 AM

The one where Dan gives his sperm was so funny at the end, me and my friend laughed until our stomachs ached

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ekkostar · 10-09-2005, 10:43 AM

This thread should really be renamed "Dan's Best Moments".

I was watching the episode 'Rabid'. Wow. I like his apartment. I'm just suprised that he doesn't have centerfolds framed on his walls!!!

JeffRuss1972 · 10-09-2005, 03:20 PM

Dan was DA-MAN.

DAN: Well, the end is near. But AT LEAST . . . I did it MY way.

HARRY: Dan . . . you did it EVERY way . . .

ekkostar · 10-09-2005, 04:48 PM

Dan Fielding: Women want him, Men want to be him.

Chain Gang Member · 10-17-2005, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ekkostar

This thread should really be renamed "Dan's Best Moments".

I was watching the episode 'Rabid'. Wow. I like his apartment. I'm just suprised that he doesn't have centerfolds framed on his walls!!!

You got it

10-05-2005, 10:27 AM	#1
Chain Gang Member 1st Female Triple Crown Champ Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Watching Three's Company & Wrestling Posts: 8,927	Dan's Best Moments Where Dan donated to the sperm bank and his sperm was rejected.Then to have a retest,Dan had to give up sex for 2 weeks.At the end they made a mistake and then Dan said "I don't have a date and it's 3:00 AM.Christine said "run for your life" which had all the girls run out of the restaurant.Dan then looked at the guys.That made Harry say "better safe then sorry" which had al the guys run out.Then the sperm lady had him follow her,but then a robber stopped Dan,and he said "thank you" which made the robber confused
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10-05-2005, 12:18 PM	#2
ekkostar Coffee, Tea & Larroquette! Senior Member Join Date: Apr 16, 2005 Posts: 1,077	I felt bad for Dan! Poor guy! 2 weeks is like a lifetime for him!
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10-09-2005, 01:39 AM	#9
JJ4EVER RIP John Ritter Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 21, 2005 Location: Beverly Hills, CA Posts: 212	The one where Dan gives his sperm was so funny at the end, me and my friend laughed until our stomachs ached .
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10-05-2005, 03:00 PM	#3
Chain Gang Member 1st Female Triple Crown Champ Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Watching Three's Company & Wrestling Posts: 8,927	So true

10-05-2005, 03:37 PM	#4
ekkostar Coffee, Tea & Larroquette! Senior Member Join Date: Apr 16, 2005 Posts: 1,077	I also like the 'Dan's Operation' arc, the 'Hurricane' arc and 'Giving Thanks'.

10-06-2005, 08:52 PM	#6
ekkostar Coffee, Tea & Larroquette! Senior Member Join Date: Apr 16, 2005 Posts: 1,077	Dan's lounge outfit rules. Purple smoking jacket and red PJs.

10-07-2005, 10:18 AM	#7
Chain Gang Member 1st Female Triple Crown Champ Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Watching Three's Company & Wrestling Posts: 8,927	HE was great in last night's episode because when it was almost midnight,he read the paper as fast as he could so they could get all the cases done and he could get it on with Sheila.They might have might got all the cases done in time,but Sheila dumped DAn for that guy who took forever to end his story.Poor Dan

10-09-2005, 10:43 AM	#10
ekkostar Coffee, Tea & Larroquette! Senior Member Join Date: Apr 16, 2005 Posts: 1,077	This thread should really be renamed "Dan's Best Moments". I was watching the episode 'Rabid'. Wow. I like his apartment. I'm just suprised that he doesn't have centerfolds framed on his walls!!!

10-09-2005, 03:20 PM	#11
JeffRuss1972 70s Sitcoms Rule!!! Eternal Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 11, 2005 Location: Villa Rica, GA Posts: 1,257	Dan was DA-MAN. DAN: Well, the end is near. But AT LEAST . . . I did it MY way. HARRY: Dan . . . you did it EVERY way . . .

10-09-2005, 04:48 PM	#12
ekkostar Coffee, Tea & Larroquette! Senior Member Join Date: Apr 16, 2005 Posts: 1,077	Dan Fielding: Women want him, Men want to be him.