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Nighthawk76 · 10-03-2005, 11:40 AM

globalspot28 · 10-03-2005, 01:12 PM

These are hilarious. Thanks.

Nighthawk76 · 10-03-2005, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by barwars

Redneck "jokes".... the worst of all time. Jeff Foxworthy is the least funny comedian I have ever seen.

You don't have to be so critical of Jenny's thread.

Cactus Jack · 10-03-2005, 06:40 PM

LOL

But yeah Jeff Foxworthy isnt that greaat neither is Larry the Cable Guy or anny of those guys

Ags2000 · 10-03-2005, 08:50 PM

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2. You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a
flyswatter.

I personally can spend all night watching the bug zapper work...it makes the prettiest colors when it zaps the bugs

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11. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas wish list.

Yeah and???

Isn't that on EVERYBODY's list?

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13. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting
dog.

Hey, good hunting dogs are hard to find!

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17. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.

They have programs there?????

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24. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say
Cool Whip on the side.

At least they match!

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29. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

Fresh Venison...yum yum!

What can I say, I love Foxworthy...He makes me look at my family as normal.

D

swedeace · 10-05-2005, 09:34 AM

Hilarious, Jenny!!!!

I love Jeff Foxworthy and his redneck jokes!!

Janice · 10-06-2005, 04:52 PM

Courtnee · 10-06-2005, 05:02 PM

You might be a redneck if...
your reading these dumbass redneck jokes.

Nighthawk76 · 10-06-2005, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rock Princess

You might be a redneck if...
your reading these dumbass redneck jokes.

Everyones's a critic.

TJL · 10-06-2005, 07:14 PM

26 is pretty damn funny.

Courtnee · 10-06-2005, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimmy Malone

Everyones's a critic.

I wasn't trying to be mean. I just thought it was funny.

EmoJoe · 10-06-2005, 07:55 PM

Fleet · 10-06-2005, 08:58 PM

Uh-oh... #7 applies to me.

We have a (working) TV set in the living room on top of one of those old-style consolve TV/radio in which neither the TV or radio works.
I guess I'm a redneck!

Ags2000 · 10-06-2005, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Fleet

Uh-oh... #7 applies to me.

We have a (working) TV set in the living room on top of one of those old-style consolve TV/radio in which neither the TV or radio works.
I guess I'm a redneck!

Welcome to the club!!! Here's your club members card (good for a beer at your local pub) and don't forget to wear your hat to the next meeting (any underwear will do...we just ask that they're sorta clean)

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