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GARFIELDKOOL · 09-28-2005, 08:00 AM

Fred telling Esther she's the prettiest woman he's ever seen
The house being spotless
Lamont cooking all the meals
Fred telling Lamont to invite Julio to dinner more often
Fred telling Rollo he wish all Lamont's friends were like him
Swanny and Hoppy talking and acting black
Fred complimenting Bubba and Grady on their intelligence
Fred telling all his family and friends that there will be no drinking in the house.
Fred and beating Donna to a pulp
Lamont telling Fred to stop working around the house so much
Fred: "I'm tired of Watts, let's move to a puerto-rican neighborhood!"

Chain Gang Member · 09-28-2005, 05:43 PM

That's true

Ireneparalegal · 09-28-2005, 05:48 PM

Fred: "Lamont, don't bug me, I'm gonna take a long hot bath!"

Ireneparalegal · 09-28-2005, 05:49 PM

Fred: "Hey Lamont, I want you to meet an old friend of mine, this is Archie, Archie Bunker"

GARFIELDKOOL · 09-28-2005, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Fred: "Hey Lamont, I want you to meet an old friend of mine, this is Archie, Archie Bunker"

Fred and Archie would be a good one.

How about Lamont and Esther insulting one another. Fred steps in yells at Lamont for insulting her. He gives her a hug and kiss afterward, and he doesn't speak to Lamont.

Ireneparalegal · 09-28-2005, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by GARFIELDKOOL

Fred and Archie would be a good one.

How about Lamont and Esther insulting one another. Fred steps in yells at Lamont for insulting her. He gives her a hug and kiss afterward, and he doesn't speak to Lamont.

LMAO!!!! thinking of that scenario in my head!!

GARFIELDKOOL · 10-04-2005, 02:25 PM

I forgot one. Fred wearing jeans and sneakers on the show. LOL

glenny · 10-05-2005, 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by GARFIELDKOOL

I forgot one. Fred wearing jeans and sneakers on the show. LOL

Fred didnt even wear sneakers when his was training for the Senior Olympics with Grady. He was still wearing those black army boots.

mooseface · 10-06-2005, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by glenny

Fred didnt even wear sneakers when his was training for the Senior Olympics with Grady. He was still wearing those black army boots.

Reminds me of the Piano Movers ep. :

Piano owner: "You wouldn't want to walk on a Persian rug with those old heavy boots."

Fred: "With these heavy boots, I'll walk on an old Persian."

CWDogg · 10-07-2005, 04:27 AM

Fred pretending to have a stroke.
Fred/Lamont opening the drawer without beating it.
Fred reading something using just 1 pair of glasses.
Fred asking a "Fritzi Burr" character out on a date
Fred singing a disco tune instead of "If I didn't care"

glenny · 10-07-2005, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by mooseface

Reminds me of the Piano Movers ep. :

Piano owner: "You wouldn't want to walk on a Persian rug with those old heavy boots."

Fred: "With these heavy boots, I'll walk on an old Persian."

Fred: "Hey who wore these things last? The thief of Baghdad?"

GARFIELDKOOL · 10-08-2005, 08:49 AM

Fred and Esther are seen coming from downstairs together and Fred is tucking his shirt in.

Ireneparalegal · 10-08-2005, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by GARFIELDKOOL

Fred and Esther are seen coming from downstairs together and Fred is tucking his shirt in.

and Esther has a big ol' grin on her face!!!!!

09-28-2005, 08:00 AM	#1
GARFIELDKOOL Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 02, 2004 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 7,204	Stuff you will never see or hear on Sanford and Son, LOL Fred telling Esther she's the prettiest woman he's ever seen The house being spotless Lamont cooking all the meals Fred telling Lamont to invite Julio to dinner more often Fred telling Rollo he wish all Lamont's friends were like him Swanny and Hoppy talking and acting black Fred complimenting Bubba and Grady on their intelligence Fred telling all his family and friends that there will be no drinking in the house. Fred and beating Donna to a pulp Lamont telling Fred to stop working around the house so much Fred: "I'm tired of Watts, let's move to a puerto-rican neighborhood!"

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09-28-2005, 05:49 PM	#4
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10-04-2005, 02:25 PM	#7
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10-07-2005, 04:27 AM	#10
CWDogg Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 04, 2005 Posts: 280	Fred pretending to have a stroke. Fred/Lamont opening the drawer without beating it. Fred reading something using just 1 pair of glasses. Fred asking a "Fritzi Burr" character out on a date Fred singing a disco tune instead of "If I didn't care"

10-08-2005, 08:49 AM	#12
GARFIELDKOOL Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 02, 2004 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 7,204	Fred and Esther are seen coming from downstairs together and Fred is tucking his shirt in.