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Ireneparalegal · 09-27-2005, 08:24 PM

"I'm here aren't I?"

"I'm not going anywhere, my tools are at your mom's house"

"Why would I leave, we have some kids together remember?"

"My car is registered in your name"

Penny Lane · 09-27-2005, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

"I'm here aren't I?"

"I'm not going anywhere, my tools are at your mom's house"

"Why would I leave, we have some kids together remember?"

"My car is registered in your name"

LOL funny! But not the real world.(in my case ) My husband of almost 37 years tells me that he loves me everyday! I have a winner! Oh yeah..................

Ireneparalegal · 09-27-2005, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Penny Lane

LOL funny! But not the real world.(in my case ) My husband of almost 37 years tells me that he loves me everyday! I have a winner! Oh yeah..................

Yeah, me too, but notice my title said GUYS, not MEN...big difference!!! LOL

Penny Lane · 09-27-2005, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Yeah, me too, but notice my title said GUYS, not MEN...big difference!!! LOL

Yup!

Steve M. · 09-27-2005, 08:48 PM

"I wanna have your baby!"

Penny Lane · 09-27-2005, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve M.

"I wanna have your baby!"

Whose baby?

Dumballa · 09-27-2005, 09:30 PM

"I said 'Hi' to your mom, didn't I?"

Ireneparalegal · 09-27-2005, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Dumballa

"I said 'Hi' to your mom, didn't I?"

it took me awhile, but i got it...

Ireneparalegal · 09-27-2005, 09:41 PM

"Remember I said 'I love you?' right after you got your federal income tax check!"

Ireneparalegal · 09-28-2005, 11:37 PM

"Let's make love"

"Where am I gonna go?"

Ags2000 · 09-29-2005, 02:32 AM

A few years back, on my parents aniversary...my dad went into town with my brother-in-law. We all assumed he would get a gift for mom then. Yeah, he forgot. He went into town to buy himself a drill. So when he gets and we ask him about mom's gift he was like oops...uuuhhh..here. He gave her the drill!! We laughed. Of course he was in the dog house for awhile.

So to make it up, he went to the jewelry and got 2 gift certificates each in the ammount of what her age was. Yeah you guessed it, he picked the wrong age. He made her like 2 years older. Oh man, dad STILL hasn't lived that down.

To this day, dad has to ask mom to borrow HER drill.

D

Ireneparalegal · 09-29-2005, 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Ags2000

A few years back, on my parents aniversary...my dad went into town with my brother-in-law. We all assumed he would get a gift for mom then. Yeah, he forgot. He went into town to buy himself a drill. So when he gets and we ask him about mom's gift he was like oops...uuuhhh..here. He gave her the drill!! We laughed. Of course he was in the dog house for awhile.

So to make it up, he went to the jewelry and got 2 gift certificates each in the ammount of what her age was. Yeah you guessed it, he picked the wrong age. He made her like 2 years older. Oh man, dad STILL hasn't lived that down.

To this day, dad has to ask mom to borrow HER drill.

D

OMG...i am laughing but then I am feeling so sorry for your mom. That is really sad/funny...i feel like a schizophrenic here....LOL

Steve M. · 09-30-2005, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Penny Lane

Whose baby?

That's a joke, dig?

Ireneparalegal · 09-30-2005, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve M.

That's a joke, dig?

LOL

Ireneparalegal · 09-30-2005, 10:58 PM

Maybe I should move into your place -lol

09-27-2005, 08:24 PM	#1
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09-27-2005, 08:48 PM	#5
Steve M. Back on the road to reality Forum Superstar Join Date: Nov 07, 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 33,307	"I wanna have your baby!"
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09-29-2005, 02:32 AM	#11
Ags2000 Red 2/13/90 -1/5/06 Forum Veteran Join Date: May 02, 2001 Location: Candyland Posts: 5,544	A few years back, on my parents aniversary...my dad went into town with my brother-in-law. We all assumed he would get a gift for mom then. Yeah, he forgot. He went into town to buy himself a drill. So when he gets and we ask him about mom's gift he was like oops...uuuhhh..here. He gave her the drill!! We laughed. Of course he was in the dog house for awhile. So to make it up, he went to the jewelry and got 2 gift certificates each in the ammount of what her age was. Yeah you guessed it, he picked the wrong age. He made her like 2 years older. Oh man, dad STILL hasn't lived that down. To this day, dad has to ask mom to borrow HER drill. D
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09-27-2005, 09:30 PM	#7
Dumballa Sight beyond sight. Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 05, 2005 Location: Lighthouse Point Posts: 6,384	"I said 'Hi' to your mom, didn't I?"

09-27-2005, 09:41 PM	#9
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	"Remember I said 'I love you?' right after you got your federal income tax check!"

09-28-2005, 11:37 PM	#10
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	"Let's make love" "Where am I gonna go?"

09-30-2005, 10:58 PM	#15
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Maybe I should move into your place -lol