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Bobby F. · 09-27-2005, 11:18 AM

Shortest and Best Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The
girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing,
hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.

THE END

Janice · 09-27-2005, 11:28 AM

Something tells me you're married....or you were at one time.

Brian Damage · 09-27-2005, 11:46 AM

Ireneparalegal · 09-27-2005, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby F.

Shortest and Best Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The
girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing,
hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.

THE END

Of course, you asked a girl to marry you, NOT A WOMAN. LOL

Bobby F. · 09-27-2005, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Of course, you asked a girl to marry you, NOT A WOMAN. LOL

Women are already set in their ways. A girl you can mold into the way you want her to be.

(starts running away from the linch mob!)

Ireneparalegal · 09-27-2005, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby F.

Women are already set in their ways. A girl you can mold into the way you want her to be.

(starts running away from the linch mob!)

well then why not marry the girl and mold her to let you do the things you want?

09-27-2005, 11:18 AM	#1
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