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Ireneparalegal · 09-23-2005, 10:59 PM

Today, I seen one on the fender of a Saturn. It said:

TOUCH MY SATURN AND I WILL KICK URANUS!

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Fleet · 09-23-2005, 11:21 PM

I've seen quite a few, but I can't remember all of them.

Here are a few:
"Enough steel for ten Toyotas" (On a '63 Dodge Polara)
"Made with tools not chopsticks" (On a '67 Plymouth Barracuda)
"Remember real cars?" (On a '68 Chrysler 300)
"Do you believe in life after death? Touch my truck and you'll find out" (On a classic '50s Chevy truck)

Ireneparalegal · 09-23-2005, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Fleet

I've seen quite a few, but I can't remember all of them.

Here are a few:
"Enough steel for ten Toyotas" (On a '63 Dodge Polara)
"Made with tools not chopsticks" (On a '67 Plymouth Barracuda)
"Remember real cars?" (On a '68 Chrysler 300)
"Do you believe in life after death? Touch my truck and you'll find out" (On a classic '50s Chevy truck)

that last one is good...LMAO!!!!

Fleet · 09-23-2005, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

that last one is good...LMAO!!!!

I liked it, too.
One more I remembered...
"Made with steel, not plastic" (On a '70 Chevy El Camino)

Ireneparalegal · 09-23-2005, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Fleet

I liked it, too.
One more I remembered...
"Made with steel, not plastic" (On a '70 Chevy El Camino)

Ahhhh, good one also. I like that alot.
I know you must have seen alot of bumper stickers since you love the old classics!!!

*MIBabe03* · 09-24-2005, 12:04 AM

"Jesus Love You, Everybody Else Thinks You're An *******."

~LadyJess~ · 09-24-2005, 12:27 AM

I want the bumper sticker that says, "Look out for the idiot behind me!" And I also saw one for some company on their trucks that said, "Diesel fuel makes us horny."

InspectorExstead · 09-24-2005, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by *MIBabe03*

"Jesus Love You, Everybody Else Thinks You're An *******."

That reminds me of the one that says "Jesus is coming, look busy."

PrettyinPink55 · 09-24-2005, 02:04 AM

Everyone has probably seen this one before. It's on t-shirts and whatnot, but I'll post it anyway:

"Save a horse, ride a cowboy."

TheHappyBurgerMeister · 09-24-2005, 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Today, I seen one on the fender of a Saturn. It said:

TOUCH MY SATURN AND I WILL KICK URANUS!

ROTFLMAO!!!!

lol, I like that one a lot especially since the 2 cars I drive are both Saturns!

Dutabi84 · 09-24-2005, 10:22 AM

We put one that said "Hooked on chronic" on my uncle's truck, and he didn't know about it until he had already driven around Minneapolis.

cralappyhappy4 · 09-24-2005, 03:02 PM

you the the yellow support our troops ribbon magnets on everyones car me and my friends got a purple one that says support ho's and put on the back of our car

BoscoGal · 09-24-2005, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by PrettyinPink55

Everyone has probably seen this one before. It's on t-shirts and whatnot, but I'll post it anyway:

"Save a horse, ride a cowboy."

"Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" is a country song by Big & Rich!

Ireneparalegal · 09-24-2005, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Dutabi84

We put one that said "Hooked on chronic" on my uncle's truck, and he didn't know about it until he had already driven around Minneapolis.

Oooooh, you are so bad....LMAO!!!

PrettyinPink55 · 09-24-2005, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by BoscoGal

"Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" is a country song by Big & Rich!

Really?

09-23-2005, 10:59 PM	#1
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