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Bobby F. · 09-20-2005, 12:55 PM

Hey Janice - if you think this one is too much go ahead and delete it.

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Dinner Talk

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many
kinds of boobies are there? The father, surprised, answers,

"Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts.
In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm.

In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging
a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions?" "Yes, when you see them they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how
many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and
answers..........

"Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his
thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his
fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

Number 9 Dream · 09-20-2005, 01:21 PM

The Chauffeur · 09-20-2005, 01:56 PM

That was a good!

Southern Hellraiser · 09-20-2005, 03:24 PM

swedeace · 09-20-2005, 05:05 PM

LOL!

Tuesday Weld · 09-20-2005, 05:34 PM

Dude111 · 03-07-2026, 09:19 PM

Quote:

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

Oh my I cant stop laughing

09-20-2005, 12:55 PM	#1
Bobby F. Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 30, 2004 Posts: 3,818	Dinner Talk Hey Janice - if you think this one is too much go ahead and delete it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dinner Talk A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, when you see them they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers.......... "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

09-20-2005, 01:21 PM	#2
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09-20-2005, 01:56 PM	#3
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