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robyrob · 09-19-2005, 12:16 AM

Avast, ye filthy lubbers and scurvy seadawgs! Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! - so SPREAD the word and join in on the fun... or ye'll be hoisted up on the yardarm for 40 licks 'o the ninetail!!!

http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html

Johnny Five · 09-19-2005, 12:19 AM

ARRRRRRRR!

Hollow · 09-19-2005, 12:21 AM

why, ye mutinous dogs!

InspectorExstead · 09-19-2005, 12:54 AM

Well halo thare matee. I was wondering when it would be "Talk Like a Pirate Day." It would've been funner if it had been on a schoolday (and if I had found out about it sooner).

Chelsea · 09-19-2005, 03:49 AM

Aaaaaaaaaaar Matey, let's be gettin' one thing straight...I'm Captain Oblivious, and I want to be paintin' the ship red, blow me down, I'll be paintin' the ship red.

Cactus Jack · 09-19-2005, 07:30 AM

ALRITEY THEN MATEY I GOT ME PARROT ON ME SHOULDER!!!

Penny Lane · 09-19-2005, 09:22 AM

Well, SHIVER ME TIMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

swedeace · 09-19-2005, 10:17 AM

I don't get it. What's the meaning of "Pirate Day." Never heard of it...

The Chauffeur · 09-19-2005, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by robyrob

Avast, ye filthy lubbers and scurvy seadawgs! Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! - so SPREAD the word and join in on the fun... or ye'll be hoisted up on the yardarm for 40 licks 'o the ninetail!!!

http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html

Greeeeeeet! Now he'll talk like that all night

Seems ye'll be walking the plank before the nights end, ye will!

Courtnee · 09-19-2005, 05:51 PM

Top 25 things to say at the office during Pirate Day:

25> "No cover sheet on your expense report? Prepare yerself to be walking the plank, matey."
24> "Hop to it, dogs: Thar be leftover catering booty in the break room for plunderin'."
23> "Sixteen men an' a copier mess -- yo, ho, ho and a bottle of toner."
22> "Avast, men! Get a telescope full of the doubloons on *that* vessel."
21> "I'll be keelhaulin' the next one of ye what leaves ye filthy Tupperware in the break room sink!"
20> "Arrr, matey, have your parrot call my parrot and we'll one day partake of noontime grub together."
19> "No, Bob, I will not 'shiver your timbers.' I will, however, call my attorney."
18> "To arms, me lads! The spoils of the snack machine shall be ours, to each in a fortieth share!"
17> "Me cell phone fell deep into Davy Jones' locker Nobody flush... I'll go get me hook."
16> "Save that last donut for me, unless ya care to feel the cold steel of my hook hand up yer arse, matey."
15> "Be that a peg leg, or arrr ye just happy to cast yer eyes upon me?"
14> "Fax ahoy, mateys!"
13> "Avast! A Team Builders meeting off our schedule's port bow! Scuttle yer productivity, mateys, and prepare to be bored-ed!"
12> "No increase in me pay? Arrr, boss, let me tell ye where ye can store that hook!"
11> "Hold that elevator, ye whoreson bilge rat!"
10> "Ye bent my ear with yer lubberly questions WITHOUT tryin a reboot first? Arrr! It's the plank for you, ye mangy cur... and thank ye for calling Microsoft Tech Support!"
9> "Arrr, load the Canon, wench, and collate me copies!"
8> "Avast, ya scurvy knave! Brave be ye, for certain, but arrr ye willin' ta die fer that parking spot?"
7> "Twenty paces past the Magic Fountain of Water... bear ye left past the Chamber of Meetings... and a minute's voyage down the Great Carpeted Hallway... the unisex bathroom'll be on yer port side."
6> "Aye, if it's a large treasure chest and amazin' booty ye seek, fix yer gaze upon the receptionist."
5> "Boss, I'll be borrowin' a coupla doubloons from petty cash fer some Ho Ho's and a bottle of rum."
4> "Aaaarrrrrghhh! Who among us floated the air mead?"
3> "Arrr! I've arrr!anged for Arrr!lene in arrr!chives to send up that arrr!ticle on arrr!bitration."
2> "Avast, ye demon copy machine! Taste the wrath of my arse!"
1> "Arrr, I have made note of yer demands and I have but one question for ye: Will ye be wantin' slivers o' potato fried in the popular French style with that?"

"Yarr! Weigh anchor! Hoist the mizzen! Savvy, ye scallywag?!" “Or ye will be in Davey Jones' locker soon, ye Landlubber!”

"Thar she blows!" - The pirate equivalent of "Whoop, there it is!".

"ARRRGHHHH" - this phrase shows general discontent. or it can also mean that someone is about to get wild- a.k.a. a battle cry.

"wake me at the zenith of the moon" - only full blown pirates know this phrase. An educated pirate is rare but also the most deadly kind. They are smarter than you and crazier.

"Ahoy, me hearties!" - Equivalent of "Hello, my friends!"

"Avast ye scum ridden weevil shaggers. Captain Black Beard is gonna keel haul you and grow barnacles on ye starboard knacker". - The Captain isn't happy...

"I'm gonna make a kill" - This pirate is going to kill something... and he is serious about it.

"Dogs ahoy!" - Equivalent of "Things to kill, straight ahead."

"Shiver me timbers!" - Like saying "Oh My!" like my legs are shaking

"Skuttle me Skippers" - Making a mistake and being judged for/by it.

"Avast ye varmint" - Stop right there young man because you're in big trouble.

"Weigh anchor!" - Let's go!

"Yarr." - I agree.

"Yarr!" - I see your point, and agree wholeheartedly.

"Yarr-ha-harr!" - You're right!

"Yarr?" - Excuse me, what did you say?

"Yarrgh" - I respectfully acknowledge that you are right and I am wrong

"Blow me down!" - You don't say? How surprising.

"Ye Scalawag!" - You dirty dog!

"Savvy?" - Is that okay with you? Do you understand?

"Ahoy" - Call to attract attention, something akin to 'Hello, there!'

""Fo'c's'le" - Slang for Forecastle. Small candlelit room where a pirate used the sopping bucket. (Bathroom)

"Jack" - A flag or a sailor; showing how sailors would refer to their ship's colors as one of the crew. Hence Jack Tar for sailor and the Union Jack flag.

"Messdeck lawyer" - A know-it-all

"Salmagundi" - A dish of chopped meat, eggs, anchovies, onions and anything else the cook can throw in; A piratical delicacy

"Son of a Biscuit Eater" - Not so much a sailor term, but a derrogatory term indicating someone you don't like

"Landlubber" - A "Non-pirate" or a curse for someone who is a coward

"Mungus" - A legendary pirate. I fear for my ancestors!

"Weigh anchor! Hoist the mizzen!!!" - Basically adds on to Let's go!

"davey jones' locker" - death after walking the plank. your coffin in the sea.

"A merry yarn" - A good story

"Arrrghh, thar's a storm a brewin" - For a pirate, anytime the wind is over Force 5 and he can't see his hook in front of his eyepatch. For a landlubber, anytime the wind is above 5 knots and there's a cloud in the sky. Both require imbibing grog. For both, whenever the first, second, third...mates (female) come yelling "AARRGGGHH, you dirty dog, I'm gonna make a kill." Definitely requires both to imbibe vast quantities of rum and weigh anchor before being keelhauled and made to walk the plank.

theshark8777 · 09-19-2005, 05:58 PM

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Courtnee · 09-19-2005, 05:59 PM

robyrob · 09-19-2005, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wynter72

Greeeeeeet! Now he'll talk like that all night

Seems ye'll be walking the plank before the nights end, ye will!

Aaye, she'll be a saucy wench - I'll be watchin for her cutlass, thars many a poxy blaggart whats fallen at the sight of her scabbard!

meanwhilst, I've a fierce fire in me belly t' man th' bilge pumps 'n drop anchor - but I'll havin t' swab th' scuppers first!!!

and fer all ye soft-plunderin matey's thar be t' pirate's keyboard ye'll be hankerin fer!

TheGreatPretender · 09-19-2005, 07:14 PM

Arrrgh I remember this festive holiday last year.

Bligering Bilge Rats

theshark8777 · 09-19-2005, 07:17 PM

09-19-2005, 12:16 AM	#1
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09-19-2005, 12:54 AM	#4
InspectorExstead Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Oct 29, 2001 Location: The Golden State Posts: 12,902	Well halo thare matee. I was wondering when it would be "Talk Like a Pirate Day." It would've been funner if it had been on a schoolday (and if I had found out about it sooner).
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09-19-2005, 03:49 AM	#5
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09-19-2005, 07:30 AM	#6
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09-19-2005, 09:22 AM	#7
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09-19-2005, 12:19 AM	#2
Johnny Five Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 30, 2001 Posts: 1,190	ARRRRRRRR!

09-19-2005, 12:21 AM	#3
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09-19-2005, 10:17 AM	#8
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09-19-2005, 05:51 PM	#10
Courtnee MAN VS SAMMICH. Forum Star Join Date: Mar 23, 2005 Location: Louisiana Posts: 16,413	Top 25 things to say at the office during Pirate Day: 25> "No cover sheet on your expense report? Prepare yerself to be walking the plank, matey." 24> "Hop to it, dogs: Thar be leftover catering booty in the break room for plunderin'." 23> "Sixteen men an' a copier mess -- yo, ho, ho and a bottle of toner." 22> "Avast, men! Get a telescope full of the doubloons on that vessel." 21> "I'll be keelhaulin' the next one of ye what leaves ye filthy Tupperware in the break room sink!" 20> "Arrr, matey, have your parrot call my parrot and we'll one day partake of noontime grub together." 19> "No, Bob, I will not 'shiver your timbers.' I will, however, call my attorney." 18> "To arms, me lads! The spoils of the snack machine shall be ours, to each in a fortieth share!" 17> "Me cell phone fell deep into Davy Jones' locker Nobody flush... I'll go get me hook." 16> "Save that last donut for me, unless ya care to feel the cold steel of my hook hand up yer arse, matey." 15> "Be that a peg leg, or arrr ye just happy to cast yer eyes upon me?" 14> "Fax ahoy, mateys!" 13> "Avast! A Team Builders meeting off our schedule's port bow! Scuttle yer productivity, mateys, and prepare to be bored-ed!" 12> "No increase in me pay? Arrr, boss, let me tell ye where ye can store that hook!" 11> "Hold that elevator, ye whoreson bilge rat!" 10> "Ye bent my ear with yer lubberly questions WITHOUT tryin a reboot first? Arrr! It's the plank for you, ye mangy cur... and thank ye for calling Microsoft Tech Support!" 9> "Arrr, load the Canon, wench, and collate me copies!" 8> "Avast, ya scurvy knave! Brave be ye, for certain, but arrr ye willin' ta die fer that parking spot?" 7> "Twenty paces past the Magic Fountain of Water... bear ye left past the Chamber of Meetings... and a minute's voyage down the Great Carpeted Hallway... the unisex bathroom'll be on yer port side." 6> "Aye, if it's a large treasure chest and amazin' booty ye seek, fix yer gaze upon the receptionist." 5> "Boss, I'll be borrowin' a coupla doubloons from petty cash fer some Ho Ho's and a bottle of rum." 4> "Aaaarrrrrghhh! Who among us floated the air mead?" 3> "Arrr! I've arrr!anged for Arrr!lene in arrr!chives to send up that arrr!ticle on arrr!bitration." 2> "Avast, ye demon copy machine! Taste the wrath of my arse!" 1> "Arrr, I have made note of yer demands and I have but one question for ye: Will ye be wantin' slivers o' potato fried in the popular French style with that?" "Yarr! Weigh anchor! Hoist the mizzen! Savvy, ye scallywag?!" “Or ye will be in Davey Jones' locker soon, ye Landlubber!” "Thar she blows!" - The pirate equivalent of "Whoop, there it is!". "ARRRGHHHH" - this phrase shows general discontent. or it can also mean that someone is about to get wild- a.k.a. a battle cry. "wake me at the zenith of the moon" - only full blown pirates know this phrase. An educated pirate is rare but also the most deadly kind. They are smarter than you and crazier. "Ahoy, me hearties!" - Equivalent of "Hello, my friends!" "Avast ye scum ridden weevil shaggers. Captain Black Beard is gonna keel haul you and grow barnacles on ye starboard knacker". - The Captain isn't happy... "I'm gonna make a kill" - This pirate is going to kill something... and he is serious about it. "Dogs ahoy!" - Equivalent of "Things to kill, straight ahead." "Shiver me timbers!" - Like saying "Oh My!" like my legs are shaking "Skuttle me Skippers" - Making a mistake and being judged for/by it. "Avast ye varmint" - Stop right there young man because you're in big trouble. "Weigh anchor!" - Let's go! "Yarr." - I agree. "Yarr!" - I see your point, and agree wholeheartedly. "Yarr-ha-harr!" - You're right! "Yarr?" - Excuse me, what did you say? "Yarrgh" - I respectfully acknowledge that you are right and I am wrong "Blow me down!" - You don't say? How surprising. "Ye Scalawag!" - You dirty dog! "Savvy?" - Is that okay with you? Do you understand? "Ahoy" - Call to attract attention, something akin to 'Hello, there!' ""Fo'c's'le" - Slang for Forecastle. Small candlelit room where a pirate used the sopping bucket. (Bathroom) "Jack" - A flag or a sailor; showing how sailors would refer to their ship's colors as one of the crew. Hence Jack Tar for sailor and the Union Jack flag. "Messdeck lawyer" - A know-it-all "Salmagundi" - A dish of chopped meat, eggs, anchovies, onions and anything else the cook can throw in; A piratical delicacy "Son of a Biscuit Eater" - Not so much a sailor term, but a derrogatory term indicating someone you don't like "Landlubber" - A "Non-pirate" or a curse for someone who is a coward "Mungus" - A legendary pirate. I fear for my ancestors! "Weigh anchor! Hoist the mizzen!!!" - Basically adds on to Let's go! "davey jones' locker" - death after walking the plank. your coffin in the sea. "A merry yarn" - A good story "Arrrghh, thar's a storm a brewin" - For a pirate, anytime the wind is over Force 5 and he can't see his hook in front of his eyepatch. For a landlubber, anytime the wind is above 5 knots and there's a cloud in the sky. Both require imbibing grog. For both, whenever the first, second, third...mates (female) come yelling "AARRGGGHH, you dirty dog, I'm gonna make a kill." Definitely requires both to imbibe vast quantities of rum and weigh anchor before being keelhauled and made to walk the plank.
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09-19-2005, 05:58 PM	#11
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09-19-2005, 05:59 PM	#12
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09-19-2005, 07:14 PM	#14
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