Name one of your fave comedian/comedienne and one of your favorite funny lines...

[Ireneparalegal]

CHRIS ROCK

"Listen up men, women are all about the mood. If a woman's
in the mood and she wants you, just shut up and let it
happen. If you say somehting wrong those panties will come
up mighty fast."

[cralappyhappy4]

chris rock, ellen degeneres, george carlin, and janeen garaffalo i cant spell her name are my favorites


i like ellens one stand up when she was talkin about how when your ready to go to sleep the wierdest things pop in your head like "i like grapes" and "did i leave money in my pants? if its a one i dont care but if its a 20 i better get that out of there... okay i gotta remember that.... money in the pants... money in the pants.... m in the p..... m in the p....aww now i gotta pee...if i go now i wont be tired anymore .....maybe if i keep my eyes closed while i pee i'll still be tired....while im there i should check for the money in the pants....lmao


or when chris rock was talkin about failing kindergarten he's like how do you fail kindergarten QUESTION "whats 2+2?" ANSWER "JELLO!"

[Courtnee]

Originally Posted by cralappyhappy4

chris rock, ellen degeneres, george carlin, and janeen garaffalo i cant spell her name are my favorites


i like ellens one stand up when she was talkin about how when your ready to go to sleep the wierdest things pop in your head like "i like grapes" and "did i leave money in my pants? if its a one i dont care but if its a 20 i better get that out of there... okay i gotta remember that.... money in the pants... money in the pants.... m in the p..... m in the p....aww now i gotta pee...if i go now i wont be tired anymore .....maybe if i keep my eyes closed while i pee i'll still be tired....while im there i should check for the money in the pants....lmao
or when chris rock was talkin about failing kindergarten he's like how do you fail kindergarten QUESTION "whats 2+2?" ANSWER "JELLO!"

[Ireneparalegal]

Originally Posted by cralappyhappy4

chris rock, ellen degeneres, george carlin, and janeen garaffalo i cant spell her name are my favorites


i like ellens one stand up when she was talkin about how when your ready to go to sleep the wierdest things pop in your head like "i like grapes" and "did i leave money in my pants? if its a one i dont care but if its a 20 i better get that out of there... okay i gotta remember that.... money in the pants... money in the pants.... m in the p..... m in the p....aww now i gotta pee...if i go now i wont be tired anymore .....maybe if i keep my eyes closed while i pee i'll still be tired....while im there i should check for the money in the pants....lmao

Yeah, that was cool, I seen that...that's me...always thinking when I should go to sleep.


or when chris rock was talkin about failing kindergarten he's like how do you fail kindergarten QUESTION "whats 2+2?" ANSWER "JELLO!"

[*Pleasant Tomorrow*]

Well, my favorte actors are all comedians in one way or another, whether it be from standup or on a show or what not. Noooo way in hell I can choose one favorite line. And if you guys don't know my favorites by now, I should probably have the right to smack you upside the head a few times

For those of you who want to get smacked:
Will Ferrell
Steve Martin
Jimmy Fallon
Gilda Radner
John Ritter
Jon Stewart
Chris Farley
Lucille Ball
Tina Fey
Amy Poehler
Conan O'Brien

They're my best friends, they just don't know it.

[Rene]

david spade
conan o brien
gilda radner
will ferrell

[crystals]

Well, my fave actor is James Stewart and he's mighty funny. My fave line is from the Philadelphia Story where he's outside this house where Cary Grant's character is and he's yelling "CK Dexter Haven!"

My other fave lines are from "It's a Wonderful Life" and basically it's the scene at the bridge where his lip is bleeding and he's acting like a crazy person.

"My mouth's bleeding, Bert! My mouth's bleeding!"

"Yaaah! Hello Bedford Falls!"

I guess you'd have to see the film to see how funny it is. James Stewart I don't think was ever a standup comic type, but he's funny all the same in his films.

[GARFIELDKOOL]

I loved Richard Pryor! I liked when he talked about whore houses! LOL

[Southern Hellraiser]

Dave Chappelle.

theres too many favorite funny lines to list.

[rusyd]

Richard Pryor
Steve Martin
George Carlin
Jerry Seinfeld

[Hollow]

on one episode of conan o'brien he was showing children's books written by celebrities and one of them was "jesus and the terrible horrible no good very bad day" by mel gibson. i was hysterical. whenever i tried to tell someone about it i couldn't finish saying the title because i was laughing too hard to talk. hell im laughing right now as i type this. that show has some pretty funny ****.

[Ireneparalegal]

Carlos Mencia
"The gardener that cuts your grass cuts my grass too f*****r! But he does a better job at my house because I talk to him in spanish!!"

[Rene]

ooh dave chappelle and chris rock too. dave chappelles special-killin them softly was the funniest thing ive ever seen

[Ireneparalegal]

Originally Posted by darlene_conner

ooh dave chappelle and chris rock too. dave chappelles special-killin them softly was the funniest thing ive ever seen

How abt when Dave Chappelle did that RKelly skit about peeing??? ROTFLMAO
Well since others put alot of their fave comedians I will put mine too:
GEORGE LOPEZ
FREDDIE PRINZE
GEORGE CARLIN (THEE KING!!)
CHRIS ROCK
CARLOS MENCIA
CHEECH & CHONG

George Carlin: "Notice everyone wants to get on the plane, 'I want to get on the plane', 'I have to be on the plane', F***K YOU! I want my a$$ IN THE PLANE!!!"

[Rene]

Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

How abt when Dave Chappelle did that RKelly skit about peeing??? ROTFLMAO

that was hilarious- i wanna piss on you