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Bobby F. · 09-15-2005, 04:46 PM

Sorry fot the caps. The way I got it in an e-mail.

YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS

A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM AND SAY'S HELLO.

HE'S RATHER TAKEN ABACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER FROM, SO HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?"

TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOUR THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS."

NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL TO HIS WIFE AND SAYS, "MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED MY ASS WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP MY BUTT?".

SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR SONS MATH TEACHER."

TJL · 09-15-2005, 04:59 PM

Good one!

Tuesday Weld · 09-15-2005, 05:17 PM

AllIWantIsYourClutch · 09-15-2005, 09:29 PM

OMG.

IMakeBurgers · 09-15-2005, 09:34 PM

Cactus Jack · 09-15-2005, 09:40 PM

Janice · 09-15-2005, 09:45 PM

That's fall off your chair funny.

MsOrange · 09-15-2005, 10:26 PM

ABlairican Pie · 09-15-2005, 10:38 PM

Southern Hellraiser · 09-16-2005, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby F.

Sorry fot the caps. The way I got it in an e-mail.

YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS

A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM AND SAY'S HELLO.

HE'S RATHER TAKEN ABACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER FROM, SO HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?"

TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOUR THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS."

NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL TO HIS WIFE AND SAYS, "MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED MY ASS WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP MY BUTT?".

SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR SONS MATH TEACHER."

Chocoholic · 09-16-2005, 09:23 PM

That joke will be told in the faculty lounge on Monday!

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 09-16-2005, 09:46 PM

I'm so stupid lol...I actually had to think. I was like "wait, he banged his kid's math teacher?"

Courtnee · 09-16-2005, 10:42 PM

Heart Shaped Box · 09-16-2005, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*

I'm so stupid lol...I actually had to think. I was like "wait, he banged his kid's math teacher?"

Haha oh my god me too. I'm so slow at these things, haha. That joke was hilarious though.

Penny Lane · 09-17-2005, 07:37 PM

Funny, but a mite X-rated for this board?

09-15-2005, 04:46 PM	#1
Bobby F. Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 30, 2004 Posts: 3,818	YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS Sorry fot the caps. The way I got it in an e-mail. YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM AND SAY'S HELLO. HE'S RATHER TAKEN ABACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER FROM, SO HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?" TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOUR THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS." NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL TO HIS WIFE AND SAYS, "MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED MY ASS WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP MY BUTT?". SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR SONS MATH TEACHER."

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