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Old 09-11-2005, 06:02 PM   #1
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Room Service (RS): "Morrin. ; Roon sirbees."

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"

G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

G: "What?"

RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"

G: "I don't think so."

RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"


G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan
sahn toes' means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we
bodder?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine.
Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bodder?"
G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."
RS: "Wad! ?"

G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Excuse me?"

RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"

G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we
bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"

G: "Whatever you say."

RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."
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Old 09-11-2005, 10:26 PM   #2
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I get it, but I don't get it at the same time....
i do'nt see what's so funny about it. Am I missing something?
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Old 09-11-2005, 10:31 PM   #3
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I get it, but I don't get it at the same time....
i do'nt see what's so funny about it. Am I missing something?
same here.
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Old 09-11-2005, 10:31 PM   #4
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I get it, but I don't get it at the same time....
i do'nt see what's so funny about it. Am I missing something?
I think its suppose to be a tounge twister, because it says read this ouloud.
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Old 09-12-2005, 01:14 AM   #5
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Is this like a FEMA joke, I will get the joke in 3-4 days????????????
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Old 09-12-2005, 10:07 AM   #6
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I got it, lol, I go through it everytime I order chinese food from Dragon City!
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I don't really get what is so funny.
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Old 09-13-2005, 12:34 AM   #9
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I don't really get what is so funny.
You will, in 3-4 days. I am only on day 2 and I am still waiting.
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I couldnt really undersatand it
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